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Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She reffered to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergancy bedrest by my doctor. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by prego (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.

#11 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:33am by laurisshnazzy

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Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!

#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:16am by EmbalmingTheatre

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