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Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She reffered to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergancy bedrest by my doctor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52525) - you deserved it (2961)
On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by prego (woman) - United States (Florida)
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