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Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18832) - you deserved it (3551)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by pedestrian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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And what did we learn here children? Friends dont let friends drive our cars!!! If our friends dont have a car, there is obviously a reason.

#12 - On 01/26/2011 at 7:08am by tykiej

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PLEASE tell me you two aren't friends anymore... Or at least that your friend replaced your car!

#1 - On 01/26/2011 at 5:59am by Mirorbo

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