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Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML


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On 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm - misc - by insultedguy (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

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Hm. He's taking pictures of your ass? Did you know this about your old friend or is this a new development?

Maybe your comment on his FB should be "Look who got eveñ gayer!"

#9 - On 01/03/2011 at 5:45pm by perdix

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Well you probably did get fatter didn't you.

#2 - On 01/03/2011 at 5:13pm by Anteezy

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