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Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30712) - you deserved it (2632)

On 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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haha you should of put laxatives in his drink

#3 - On 01/02/2011 at 3:04am by Atransformerr

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report him? idk sucks to be you.

#2 - On 01/02/2011 at 3:03am by armybarbie

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