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Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (81572)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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seriously, whose fault is that? --'

#7 - On 12/18/2010 at 6:18am by kwintalamillah

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kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.

#16 - On 12/18/2010 at 6:27am by Judus_beej

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