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Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11086) - you deserved it (39814)

On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

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I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

#2 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:08am by skyle

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Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

#3 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:09am by CaptainJellyBean

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