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Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
I hope you snagged his plates.
Old people shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.