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Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Luke (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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good luck getting back into your house :D
and your friend is a moron for breaking the key- you have to put a full amount of force to break it. I'd kill him if he did that to MY house key :p

#15 - On 07/25/2010 at 7:41pm by LOLinurFACE111

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hahaha sucks for you.

#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 7:35pm by hysterical

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