Moving home and Miscellaneous: The key to happiness

The key to happiness

By Luke - 25/07/2010 22:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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You deserved it 17 508

By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

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You deserved it 58 910

Rush hour

By lateforwork - 02/09/2019 14:00

Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML

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You deserved it 245

Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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You deserved it 3 650

By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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You deserved it 4 580

By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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You deserved it 1 709

By ihaveissues - 19/10/2017 01:30

Today, the handle on our front door broke, leaving us unable to open it. We got a guy to come to sort it out, but all he succeeded in doing was completely wrecking the door. He says he can come back next week. We have no other way out of the house. FML

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LOLinurFACE111 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:41

good luck getting back into your house :D and your friend is a moron for breaking the key- you have to put a full amount of force to break it. I'd kill him if he did that to MY house key :p

Jessicaa96145 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:40

spare keys??

Comments

LOLinurFACE111 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:41

good luck getting back into your house :D and your friend is a moron for breaking the key- you have to put a full amount of force to break it. I'd kill him if he did that to MY house key :p

Salaminizer 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:20

Agreed. This is the part where you "accidentally" shove your foot up his ass and snap it off.

Haha_donkey 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:42

yay first comment and dat totally suckz. woops! 

hanuhhh 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:47

yeah um... your not first

illmatic2 16

Monday 26 July 2010 3:04

Not even close...

Sharpie23 7

Monday 26 July 2010 3:41

you were 7 min off being first haha fail

angelk11 0

Monday 26 July 2010 4:46

36, do u comment on EVERY fml?? :)

sourgirl101 28

Monday 26 July 2010 4:58

I hope, iicaptain is funny as hell! Don't get an ego(;

OwNowBrownCow 0

Monday 26 July 2010 8:59

How can anybody hate captain?

luckymay 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:45

dat sucks

CartmanKicksAss 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:46

fuckinnnnnnnn fail

emmabear16 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:47

hahahaha ohh that sucks

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:52

suxx butt but I gots a propasition for yeaa.., yeaa I gots nun...:( srry OP o.O

Geiko_fml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:54

Oh god damn. That really sucks that he used Your key. I would think both of them looked identical that he mixed them both up. Put a marker on them.

sallen0046 4

Monday 26 July 2010 1:56

You're an idiot for not having spare keys to your own house. Either break some windows or call a locksmith. Be prepared to pay out of the ass for either.