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Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML

#11691350 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (32847) - you deserved it (2872)

On 07/06/2010 at 2:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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