Health: Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair....

By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 06:11 - United States

Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML

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SubjectX 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 16:06

this is why I don't help old people.

kfnighthawk 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 23:06

If he's gonna be an asshole about it, just push him out of his chair and say, "Why yes, I am an asshole. Bitch."

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kaytanlovee 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 7:19

i think older folks should be able to slide on shit like that. we will all be kinda grumpy when we are older.

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 7:30

I agree wit subjectx

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 7 July 2010 7:58

yeah, well, you'd probably be in shitty mood too if you had to roll around all day with your nose at the same level as everybody elses ass.

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 7 July 2010 17:28

that's funny. What an old piece of crap of a person. You did the right thing.

jethrox 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 17:43

jam a pipe in one of his wheels then laugh as he spins in circles!

anotherguy21 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:28

You collossal bastard!!! getting in his ******* way. he's disabled you stiff ****!!!!!!! LOL jk.

xavierU 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:03

hes too old to have a wheelchair then..

rwctkd95 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:03

**** that, I would of tipped him over

rwctkd95 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:05

should of said screw u bastard u lost to our current president in the run.

Anne94_fml 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:41

you should have told him to get a heart attack :) he probably would have been to deaf to hear you though...

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