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Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6838) - you deserved it (59431)

On 04/15/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by ananomoose - United States (Vermont)

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