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Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (4839)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51am - love - by Sam - United States (Georgia)

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Why should he pay for you? Do you switch off paying? Do you not have a job? He was wrong in calling you fat, but you were wrong expecting him to pay for you.

#28 - On 03/04/2010 at 2:29pm by Callyn

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i Think guys should pay, but the girl should not expect it from us! like we have to or something! and she should be thankfull! and a guy should never call a girl fat

#16 - On 03/04/2010 at 2:19pm by FingerTips

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