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Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34321) - you deserved it (2420)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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fuckin scary!

#1 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:06am by ICallKyo

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I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

#3 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:07am by blanka453

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