Creepy, Stalker and Love: Call the cops

Call the cops

By sacrophage - 28/02/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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By kitkat3308 - 27/09/2013 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Catch 22

By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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Set them free

By Seriously?! - 31/08/2023 06:00

Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend contacted me for the first time in almost 14 years, to apologize for how he treated me while we were still together. It brought back all the old memories that I thought I had finally overcome, and made me have such a bad panic attack that I had to go to the hospital. FML

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Pining

By akvan - 06/09/2022 03:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm obsessing over finding out anything about my ex. A month ago, I finally deleted his number from my phone, but if I'd known it would just make me start obsessing over him again, then I wouldn't have deleted it. FML

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By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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ICallKyo 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:06

****** scary!

blanka453 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:07

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

Comments

jamiebuczko 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:06

or an accidental leeper :O

FelixIsaac 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:17

restraining order?

gooseneckk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:45

What a creep. Who sleeps in trees anymore?

x805xUnknown 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:52

So many adjectives.

mudd 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:23

best excuse to buy a new shotgun ever! call the cops for sure so they know what's up, but it takes a minute for them to get there IF you have a chance dial your phone when he comes thru the back door. get a 20 guage pump. most of the time just the sound of workin the action will run em off. if they're real stupid and come at you anyway then you bust em . say you were tryin to stop him not kill him. key word: stop. not kill

ClaraLewy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:19

OMG

MellowYelloe 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:20

You should take him back jk

mudd 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:26

today, I was stalking my ex when I fell out of the tree by her window. fml

swagga0n1oo 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:35

Don't worry, when he dies and goes to hell, a big horny bird is going to chase him around....

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:50

umm.... what?

rohosoccer08 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:54

nice, little Nicky reference lol

cookies_for_you 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:49

and this is why when people stalk you and walk around outside your property for no good reason, you do something about it. so, unfortunately, you kinda deserved it for not doing anything sooner, especially if you already knew he was obsessive and psychotic.