Miscellaneous, Neighbours, Facebook and Social Media: Homeowners war - FML

Homeowners war

By xXCharlieXx - 03/06/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, my neighborhood Facebook group was arguing about whether leaf blowers should be banned. Thinking I was posting in a private chat, I wrote, “Imagine making leaf blowers your entire personality.” I accidentally posted it publicly. Two neighbors haven't spoken to me since. FML

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DLBL 21

Wednesday 3 June 2026 16:09

Good for you! Screw those busybodies who think the whole world should bend and kowtow to their every whim. "Ban anything that annoys me in the least,."

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DLBL 21

Wednesday 3 June 2026 16:09

Good for you! Screw those busybodies who think the whole world should bend and kowtow to their every whim. "Ban anything that annoys me in the least,."

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