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Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8808) - you deserved it (86686)

On 04/05/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by Triedtobecool (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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YDI for trying to buy beer underage AND YDI because you somehow thought that would impress a girl.

#2 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:43am by alex_vik

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"Oh Johnny, you bought beer? Let's make out!"

#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:51am by shiie

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