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Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (194140) - you totally deserved it (6743)

On 03/30/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by nothappywithlife (man) - United States (Illinois)

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thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

#1 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:01pm by lancewell

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lady gaga is a queen of music. do not insult her 194

#199 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:02pm by moon_mistress

queen to who? The tone deaf?

#203 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:05pm by Leon_S_Kennedy

OWNED

#204 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:23pm by Nathaney

Lada Gaga isn't a bad singer but she's completely around the bend.

#206 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:51pm by Kristoffer

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i wuld do lady gaga

#207 - On 10/31/2009 at 5:27pm by nam3

You would really do the gaga? Well lucky for you, shes got both lady parts and men parts, so you can pick and choose!

#218 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:36pm by LongJohnnie5

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#199
The only thing Lady Gaga will be doing is pushing music back into the realm of the surreal, especially after all the hard work and many years it took for music to develop as "culturally stable."

This, of course, could be interpreted as both good and/or bad.

#228 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:15am by Hazy

Sandwiches make everything better.

#243 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:06pm by Penetration

WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT LADY GAGA!

#245 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:36pm by cutiepie87

what are you a transvestite too?

#251 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:12am by gu355_wh0

No, I'm pretty sure it's the people screwing everyone over, not Facebook.

#253 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:02pm by allie2590

Oooooh!

#263 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:11pm by violentturtle

lol u know u luv her

#269 - On 11/05/2009 at 1:55am by moon_mistress

lady gaga is a male!

#270 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:09pm by sarcasticbitch

all she does is repeat words for the whole song its not even music anymore its like a broken record playing over and over again

#271 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:06pm by F___My_Life15

True. She scares me a little bit, caus of everyone thinking she's a man and all. =]

#272 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:26am by SiLvEr_070

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lady gaga is the queen of sluts honey

#280 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:50am by cashzmere09

lololololol

#291 - On 11/28/2009 at 10:25pm by moon_mistress

Hey, now. I actually like Lady Gaga. e_e

#297 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:08am by Kuro_koumori

Naw man shes the KING of music.... Hahahah

#299 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:37pm by JustLoseIt

agreed

#301 - On 02/01/2010 at 9:05pm by Beatles1500

that sucksssssss man

#303 - On 02/02/2010 at 2:54am by subnoize6969

lady gaga is a dude.... you know that right?

#304 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:11pm by xboxsucks

I agree Sandwiches are awesome!!

#305 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:53am by Eddie_Paints

i heard about that on the news on MSN.com

#2 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:02pm by laurabcdef

That's stupid as hell.

#3 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:02pm by gesseniasxangel

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

#4 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:02pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

How could you be married to someone like that? I'm sorry. :[

#5 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:02pm by may_cause_fail

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#6 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm by JCGN87

im sorry :( what a bitch

#193 - On 10/31/2009 at 12:16pm by whatnow2859

#6 allow it.
as 4 her-wot a slut

#7 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:08pm by the_walrus

Technology is just a brand new way to get screwed over and devalue lives. I'm sorry.

#8 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:08pm by Lbooks93

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#9 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:10pm by wowfmlife

aww. im sorry

#10 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:11pm by sexyx0sandyyy

if you were in the same house why didn't you go straight to her? i mean like if you were both in the same house on diffrent computers communicating through facebook there must be some communication issues there!

Sorry to hear that though. ),:
That really stinks best of luck!

#11 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:11pm by mikawin

#11 is so right. You guys probably do have some communication issues. To DIVORCE (not dump) over facebook is just bad. Dumping on facebook is bad too but just not as bad. I mean your in the same house and that's how it ended! Wow. I'm sorry.

#163 Also has a point too though.

#167 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:29pm by Teeheez

wow .

#12 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:12pm by almostouttt

happened to me with a bf!

#13 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:13pm by shaBAMalex

same here

#281 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:22am by darkmis1

wow where everyone can read it!!!!!!!!!!!1

#14 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:20pm by janatwin

sorry dude. I hope you find someone who's worth it.

#15 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:24pm by strawberry_78

Same here.

#302 - On 02/01/2010 at 11:04pm by Pseudosavior

What a bitch.

#16 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:24pm by Hawthorn

what the fuck.

#17 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:26pm by Lauriebug

i hope this isn't true, but if it is i'm sorry and you deserve better.

#18 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:27pm by dcapp

F your wife. Or, in this case, ex-wife.

#19 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:27pm by F_My_Wife

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#20 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:29pm by SuperStud

that's just fcked up.

#21 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:35pm by xiloveyoux3

dude that sucks majorly. im sorry.

#22 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:35pm by poopy910

9, you never know. Some people are stupid enough, that I'm pretty sure this may be true.

#23 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:35pm by melange

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#24 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:37pm by PlasticShark

She has no class. Seriously, that is the stupidest thing she could have done. And she wasn't even single yet. I hope she didn't get away with half your stuff

#25 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:37pm by strangersdk

#7 and #6 are *inappropriate comment here * jerks

#26 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:38pm by peidit

Too bad you can't choke a bitch via Facebook...

#27 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm by Phillay632

This is one of the reasons I hate Facebook. Jesus Christ.

#28 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:41pm by spoonboy

Let's hope neither of you had any of your friends added yet, because nothing is more embarrassing than severe couple drama unfolding for everyone to see on Facebook.

Your situation does suck, btw.

#29 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:42pm by downeyjr

i feel bad for u dude
but good riddance shes just a heartless bitch

#30 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:43pm by kisskiss

this is why old peope shouldnt have facebooks....

#31 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:46pm by open_eyed_dream

How old are you? you know, when I first got my facebook, you couldn't sign up without either a university or a workplace e-mail. I miss those days.

#232 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:57pm by Envy

agreed..

#250 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:34am by daniigiirl

god same i was so excited to sign up for facebook once i was in college, and now it's like everyone can get them and i rarely go on it anymore

#276 - On 11/10/2009 at 9:12pm by whistlestop

Me too!

#278 - On 11/11/2009 at 12:06pm by pittstonjoma

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#32 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:48pm by jesseheath

=/ you'll find someone worth your while.

#33 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:50pm by blahblah17

#31: The could have been married right out of high school, making them 23.

Also, what happened to my walled garden that kept out young townies like you? Go back to myspace!

#34 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:50pm by mudkipsan

put a bumper sticker up on your facebook that says like "i was once married to a whore" or something like that

#35 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:55pm by Serial

Wow, what the fuck..

#36 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:56pm by lame16

facebook = epic fail.
not that I'm not addicted.

#37 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:56pm by lolololcheese

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Ahw!
I did that to my boyfriend. I felt like a bzntch.

#38 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:56pm by x_Leen

F HER life and sue her for being rude, and make everyone around her feel as miserable as you are now, because that's what they deserve for influencing her!

#39 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:59pm by blland

Wait... did you guys catch that? He said his wife wrote on his wall instructing him to come to the kitchen, which means that she's literally talking to him from within the house.

I say this is like triple failure here:

1) Facebook failure
2) Wife & Husband relationship over internet while in the house failure
3) Wife sending important messages over facebook while being in talking distance to the subject in question (husband) failure

#40 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:11pm by NorfolkDude

low

#41 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:12pm by melishusss

#29 I have that turned off so no one can see if I break up with my boyfriend, my boyfriend on the otherhand...

#42 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:13pm by idrivefast

That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.

#43 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:17pm by kiteofnight

i'm slightly curious why you would write on her wall about it when you were in the same house, but what she did was way worse. good luck finding someone better and more willing to speak to you.

#44 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:20pm by shaPOW

You should have gone into the kitchen with your hands behind your back and been like

"Honey I was saving this for a really special occasion but I guess I might as well give it to you now..."

and then slapped the hell out of her. DOMESTIC DISTURBIA Pt. 2... or if you are against real violence... you could always use that SuperPoke thing on facebook to slap/hit/throw shit at her...

#45 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:29pm by save_me_08

Um, it's not like they broke up BECAUSE of Facebook.
And anyway, that sucks.

#46 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:29pm by silverwind

dude.. what he fack?

#47 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:30pm by Kellayy

why do people think this is a fake? People really are just this cruel, stupid and insensitive.

#48 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:30pm by MKC

That is terrible and I am sorry
She is a bitch

#49 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:32pm by JillianIsLoveee

Facebook is fail. Dumb bitches who use it to break off relationships are too.

#50 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:36pm by funkycloud7137

Wao, that sucks.
Next thing we now, someone gets married over facebook.

#51 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:36pm by Frlf

If this is real, I think she deserves having you write a Facebook Note detailing not only that but every other filthy thing she's done over the course of your relationship. See how she likes having it aired out there.

#52 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:40pm by kt20

wow what a bitch....it's pretty bad form to break up with anybody over facebook, even if yall have only been dating for a couple of weeks

#53 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:42pm by louisianagrrrrl

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#54 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:45pm by badmotherfucker

I got an account just to comment on this... I don't find it improbable at all that the OP's wife essentially told him they were getting a divorce via Facebook. I know a girl whose parents both have Facebook, and when she logged on one evening, it said that they had ended their relationship. She found out her parents were divorcing via Facebook. No one called to tell her. To me it doesn't seem like a huge leap from that instance to people actually "divorcing" spouses over the internet.

OP: That's incredibly awful, and I'm sorry to hear that your wife did that to you. :(

#55 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:46pm by frootloopkicker

I agree with #52

#56 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:47pm by lazycsi

Y'know, I think that you guys have communication problems if you talk over Facebook when you're in the same damn house. If you didn't have any idea this was coming, YDI. Divorces generally don't happen out of the blue like this. I mean, it sucks that you're divorced, but you probably could have avoided it.

#57 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:48pm by UrLifeDoesntSuck

Ouch.
I'm sorry :(

#58 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:53pm by planecrashdreams

uhg, hope that harlet rots in hell. you deserve better buddy. cry a little bit then move on.

#59 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:03pm by AlexJakubsen1

lol....this was on msn,com or something.

#60 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:06pm by wallythedolly

I do know someone who got an engagement broken off. However, at my office where I work, all of us are literally in talking distance but we use IM to talk to each other. So it's believable that people adopt this behavior even with the people they love.

#61 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:07pm by NorfolkDude

haha that's so funny (not really) I think I'll go post this on facebook!

#62 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:10pm by donttread22

Duh, guys, HE wrote on HER wall that it was okay to say you're married on Facebook so everyone would see that she was married. It was a way of "marking his territory" so to speak. HER using Facebook to tell him to come in the kitchen was just silly though

#63 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:20pm by coloredwax

daddy i hope this wasn't you.
but i'm pretty sure you made facebook AFTER you split up.
if it is. i love you.

#64 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:27pm by 3smyluckynumber

What the hell? Whatta bitch move...find someone actually worth your time, you don't deserve that
....no one does

#65 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:30pm by NotxxLucky

oh man
that really sucks
I'm so sorry to hear that

But you have no business being with someone like her, honestly she's a total bitch to do that. If she wanted to divorce you, she should have told you in private.. not humiliated you on facebook where EVERYONE can see =(

#66 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:34pm by Spiffy

That's cold.

#67 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:38pm by Saralaise

Pwnt.

#68 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:41pm by PhunkyMagic

sorry!

#69 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:53pm by sugarbushvermont

#1: Not really. I mean, it sucks, but it isn't really facebook's fault that some people choose to use it poorly.

OP: Wow, that sucks. And your (ex-)wife is a real bitch. I mean, seriously -- facebook is a reasonable place for people not involved in a situation to find out about it, after the fact. If you want to divorce someone, though, you do it in person FIRST, and you put the info on facebook LATER.

#70 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:00pm by swagmonkey

Do you need facebook after you're married?

#71 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:07pm by Spreed

57--actually i think he was writing on her wall even though she was in the other room just to be funny, thinking that she accidentally didn't check off married, but SHES the one with the messed up communication problems

#72 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:16pm by stephfml

Man... That's gotta suck.

The fact that people have the option to say if they like that: lol

#73 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:22pm by Emwo

Is #38 my ex-girlfriend?! xP

But yeah, that sucks. You don't announce your breakup to the public before "the talk".

#74 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:26pm by firearmofmutiny

How people can even do that is unthinkable. She wasn't meant for you in the first place if she's able to do something that immature and cruel. Good riddance! You wouldn't want someone who has the mentality of a teenager anyways! Get a real woman who doesn't revolve her life over stupid online networks.

On a scale of how lame she is 1 being no where close and 10 being lamest. She's def a 11.

#75 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:28pm by lowcapacityx

wow......its bad enough when someone breaks up with u over facebook, but divorce.......thats just terrible!! hey, well ur probly better off without her anyway if she pulled something like that. i am sorry tho :(

#76 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:45pm by summer66

fake. and this is proof.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentID=13791963

already been done.

#77 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:52pm by Zerenade

EDIT: double post, sorry.

#78 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:54pm by Zerenade

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If you are over the age of 18 and are still using facebook - you have failed at life.

Grow up.

#79 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:07am by adam10

damn

#80 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:10am by jbucklez

i saw this in a newspaper. she's a dumb bitch

#81 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:19am by bbananass

At least she didn't change her "interested in"...

#82 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:20am by SomethingWitty

:| :| wow I'm sorry!

#83 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:35am by mylife18

Aw I'm so sorry :(
You deserve way better than that.

#84 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:35am by wat_the_eff

#79: facebook was created for college students... it didnt become lame until they opened it up to public. but i agree with ya.

#85 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:35am by ilovewine

actually, you can't divorce someone over facebook... there is paperwork you have to go through.

#87 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:14am by neonoodle

Wow that sounds like something that should happen in middle school.
and #87 i think he knows that, she just told him this way.

#88 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:22am by Dutchie2010

lame...and i'm talking about how your ex-significant-other went about it...
by letting the world know first before you.

secondly...@ #2...holy crap...=_= nothing goes unnoticed...pics or it didn't happen.
@#79 way to be a rebel! next time research before making comments like that. but someone else has flamed you about that already, so that's okay.

#89 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:23am by xqme

fake

#90 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:28am by artsci10

only in 2009....but everyone should know not to do stuff like that online or on the phone... c'mon now.

#91 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:30am by yeahreally

i laugh at the "fake" comments all over fml...

just because it's happened before, doesn't make the second time a fake...
following your logic, after you've had sex the first time, the rest are "fake". =D GFG!

#92 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:35am by xqme

Stupid people like technology, too..

How else would they innovate in showing how stupid they are?

#93 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:00am by braFTW

hahaha #35 thats a great idea!!! He should so do that!!!

That totally sucks!!! Sorry man!!! Go out and find a woman worth your time and who will respect you!!!

#94 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:06am by missy06

Commit Facebook suicide! http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/77/facebook_suicide.html

#95 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:15am by littlemuffet

LOL @ 45, i totally agree, with the nonviolent superpoke slap

and yeah, i had this happen to me, except it was an ex-girlfriend, sorry to hear it man :/ you can do better, she'll prolly regret it later

#96 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:18am by chessgeeksam

to people who say it's fake: they are all fake. Well I'm sure some of them happened but i doubt any of yours has ever gotten accepted right?

#97 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:31am by Dutchie2010

Change your status to in a relationship! That'll show her!

#98 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:55am by oval_office

your wife is a attention seeking bitch. and your marriage was obviously pathetic if she cared that little for you to announce the divorce over facebook without even discussing it with you. your life really does suck.

#99 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:58am by efftthhiiss

Wow what a bitch.

#100 - On 03/31/2009 at 4:19am by aveura

What a bitch! That's really fucked up. You're better off without that bitch in the long run.

#101 - On 03/31/2009 at 4:22am by dylan17xx

oh wow. that's ridiculous. :(

#102 - On 03/31/2009 at 4:36am by yojoeletsmakeout

Is she a blonde?

#103 - On 03/31/2009 at 4:59am by newstud

Wow man. Sorry to hear this. She's a trollop. You deserve better than that!

#104 - On 03/31/2009 at 7:03am by kenddrraaa

Wow, what a colossal bitch.

#105 - On 03/31/2009 at 9:13am by arms_akimbo

I usually think most of these are deserved, but you my man, I really feel for you. That is rough.

#106 - On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am by chrispontious311

hahahaha #27......yeah, what a c%&t.

#107 - On 03/31/2009 at 11:01am by RDMC20

I don't believe this...unless your ex-wife is a complete bitch

#108 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:07pm by XxGivesMEhellxX

that's the bitchiest thing I've ever heard of.
I hope you find someone who's actually decent

#109 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:12pm by littlefrog

a guy broke up with me over facebook once. good riddance. you should look up her friends on facebook and start hooking up with them.

#110 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:25pm by jhesyckuh

poor guy. ur life sucks like a vacuum.

#111 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:38pm by bleh0

79--the WHOLE point of facebook is for college students, you used to have to provide a college email address and be confirmed as an enrolled student to get one. most people think that if you are UNDER 18 you shouldnt be using it. nice try though.

#112 - On 03/31/2009 at 2:33pm by stephfml

That's just terrible... sorry to hear.

#113 - On 03/31/2009 at 4:02pm by Dean

Get a good lawyer, make sure she gets NOTHING - not even alimony - and you get at least half of what's hers. I hope you both don't have kids. Sorry this happened to you. Oh, and dismantle that damned computer she's using.

#114 - On 03/31/2009 at 4:40pm by Neenertastic

thats terrible...
no way can that happen!!!
that bitch needs some ass kicking.

#115 - On 03/31/2009 at 5:36pm by jessxoxo28

that really tragically sucks, I'm so sorry to hear that you were married to a cow like that. Though I don't know you I'd say you deserve better, no one deserves a spouse like that.

#116 - On 03/31/2009 at 6:23pm by cheapshoes13

What a little bitchhh and nice one #31 i totally agree. my friggen grandfather has a facebook! And some advice, find out where she's living, get a couple close friends and like trash the place. or if you're too scared to do that, go with #114's idea.

#117 - On 03/31/2009 at 7:30pm by suckishfather

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

#118 - On 03/31/2009 at 7:31pm by GrkPrincess89

is this for real?!?!

#119 - On 03/31/2009 at 8:03pm by p89hg69

wow man that sucks. lol at 27 and 114.

#120 - On 03/31/2009 at 9:40pm by darthfrylock

I agree with 114, go with that, but in addition, see if you can get a kidney or two out of it. oooo maybe a liver!

#121 - On 03/31/2009 at 10:22pm by PhysOptGuy

Well if it was MSNBC, at least you got back at her by making her look like a bitch to the world

#122 - On 03/31/2009 at 11:00pm by doug_the_bear

;o

Bitch.

#123 - On 03/31/2009 at 11:13pm by caretoshare

im sorry dude but you kinda married a biatch!!! move on.. you've got the rest of your life to do other things now.

#124 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:14am by Mikeymikey

there's no way in hell this is true. how did this even get in???

#125 - On 04/01/2009 at 3:07am by starcheckered

FYL, but you guys must've had great communication skills.

#126 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:05am by mistress_friday

ahhhh what a bitch your better off without her!

#127 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:24pm by jesseraexo

#125, why wouldnt it be true?
like #8 said, technology is a new way to get screwed.
dude FYL.. i feel to bad for you,
that sucks ass.
whatta bitch!

#128 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:53pm by hollisterhottiex

fucking whore

#129 - On 04/01/2009 at 7:10pm by tyler907

didn't some husband kill his wife over something like this in this exact situation?

#130 - On 04/01/2009 at 7:17pm by wtfxup

ooh
thats cold
but kinda funny
no offense

#131 - On 04/01/2009 at 7:28pm by xxmelie

What did the five fingers say to the face?

#132 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:53pm by Cheshire_Cat

My ex kinda did the same thing. Sucks.

#133 - On 04/02/2009 at 12:09am by Kcopes

That is the most juvenile and cowardly thing ever. Not even highschoolers in petty relationships should pull that shit.

#134 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:04pm by justjayit

holy shit that sucks

#135 - On 04/02/2009 at 11:35pm by fuckkkkk

dude that wicked sucks...sorry

#136 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:38am by cshippee_8750

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard

#137 - On 04/03/2009 at 12:53pm by kellyml

That is even worse than my divorce. My ex sent me a email from her job. My heart goes out to you.

#138 - On 04/03/2009 at 1:58pm by txnightshadow

you fail at life dude

#139 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:56pm by FYLSukkka

Okay your wife is stupid.
Why would someone do that?
It's retarded. At least tell your spouse you want a devorse before listing yourself as single.
It's just plain retarded

#140 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:55am by MizzHollywood

that is totally fucked up!!... wow... i feel so bad for you...

#141 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:54pm by SurVivOr_429

wat the fuck???

#142 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:27am by everyone1232

There are usually some telltale signs before women ask for a divorce. It would be pretty dumb of you to not have noticed your wife was this unhappy in the marriage.

#143 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:17am by fuckedup666

damn, i feal sorry for ya man. good luck with that.

#144 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:32pm by meningless

This just happened to a friend of mine. She dumped her boyfriend over facebook.

#145 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:52pm by pilotmax

if she didn't have the guts to do it on person then you deserve better anyway

#146 - On 04/15/2009 at 1:27pm by aayres

Woahhh.

#147 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:23pm by KELLYexists

That sucks bro, she wasn't worth it anyway then

#148 - On 04/16/2009 at 8:42pm by LoOnE

wow that's seriously messed up.

#150 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:49pm by Jigglypuffsz

i agree with #25

#151 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:32pm by jasminenoelle

Bullshit. I love how some people have no lives and in situations that call for seriousness, you're on a fmylife website talking about how messed up your life is.
Grow up and deal with your shit with people you know, not people who read your problems on a site.

#152 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:43pm by rverboom

whoa, that sucks
i don't even know what to say to that
sorry dude and ignore the pitiful guy aka #151.

#153 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:31pm by 1toomany

this is great!!!

#154 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:37pm by rjc2790

poor thing I hate divorces...they kill and so does facebook... human vs. facebook= pwned!!

#155 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:53am by 19d00m_bAbE99

That is so cruel she put through that.

#156 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:16am by 24788

this is y the divorce rate in america is so dam high..

#157 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:59am by spitball1074

I once got dumped in college over Facebook. I was walking home from class and every friend of mine asked how I was doing looking kind of concerned. When I got home I logged onto Facebook and found out why. My boyfriend of 2 years was listed as single. When I called him after seeing that he never answered. We never talked again even though we had many mutual friends.

#158 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:43am by Pinky85

yea that happened to me when i was dating someone, except it listed him as in a relationship with this ex. FML

#159 - On 05/16/2009 at 3:04pm by Broadwaylov

wow that is heartless. your ex wife is a bitch and doesn't deserve anyone. I hope she chokes soon

#160 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:18pm by justwant2Bhappy

omfgg, this one was on the news maan. FYL.. so sorry to hear

#161 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:41pm by Freddyy211

i got dumped over facebook too :(
i was in hawaii and i wanted to talk to my boyfriend and i noticed he wrote on my wall.
it said; its over, have a good time in hawaii bitch
i was like DOUCCHEE BAAAG.

#162 - On 05/19/2009 at 7:20pm by volleyballchicka

Dude, that ssssuuuuuccccckkkkksssss. Oh well, if she wasn't good enough to divorce you without facebook being involved, she's not really good enough for you imo.

#163 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:19pm by Mustcomment

This FML really makes me sick, and I'm sorry for the OP. Facebook makes everything suck..

#164 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:44pm by JonReb

Hey I know a song that will cheer you up! go to www.myspace.com/sbpmd and listen to "on Facebook" it is really funny and you will feel better!

#165 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:25am by 785656

I'm really sorry for you, since this obviously hurt your feelings.
Nevertheless, if you're in that kind of relationship in which the partners live together, sit in seperate rooms and comunicate over internet instead of just going over and talk, then the divorce is not a real idealistic loss. This divorce might be the best for both of you.

#166 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:22am by testing

Wow u must be drop dead ugly or annoying

#168 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:19pm by WHATTHEBUCK

You know, I have read SOO many FMLs EXACTLY like this.

#169 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:47am by sam_stalker

Facebook is gay. stick to myspace

#170 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:21am by sarraaaaaaaaaaaa

God, i hate facebook. Myspace is so much better.

#171 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:11pm by katewasherexx

I hope you're kidding.
Otherwise, that's sad.

#183 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:20am by TheLetterZero

Sorry dude that really sucks!!!!!!! Hit her in the face!

#172 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:03pm by swedishgirl

i have learnt that my grandad died on facebook.
i totally get you....

#173 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:58am by yasminexxx

The internet just sucks ass now and days. D:

#174 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:10am by Love_is_a_Myth

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I think this is fake.
You cannot ''DIVORCE'' over facebook. She can dump you over facebook, but not divorce.
You have to go to court to divorce.

#175 - On 10/12/2009 at 9:57pm by luv_cassii

he obviously meant that she told him she wanted a divorce over facebook......wow some people are just so......

#177 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:53am by kerrygirl

You are fucking retarded.

#201 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:48pm by chveya

You're obviously a genius. Are you blonde by chance?

#283 - On 11/18/2009 at 4:56pm by Outofmind

sorry but LMAO

#176 - On 10/27/2009 at 11:10am by BEAUTY_FROM_PAIN

Waw that's one impressive drawing

#178 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:47am by 1Tsk

Nice drawing!

#179 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:14am by leandra12

Things happen for a reason. Anyone who can't have an important conversation like that in person is a coward and you don't need her. You'll find someone much, much, much better. Good luck out there.

#180 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:47am by GreenChemicalBoy

best illustration ever

#181 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:11am by ben26

The illustration rocks ! GJ Jeremy Sorese !

#182 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:19am by Daremo

When I saw the size of this Illustration, I was afraid it was going to be too long and overdo it.

It overdid it, but it managed to make it awesome. Very well-done.

#184 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:34am by Kylias

This is a fucking amazing illustration. Absolutely brilliant, everything about it.

#185 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:44am by Serafie

lol a little long, but worth it.

#186 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:51am by IMaHATER

I love that the judge is playing solitaire in the illustration. However it doesn't relieve any of the suck from the original post. :( Sorry for your luck, FYL.

#187 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:57am by ThanksMom

haha owned...the illustration is real dumb...i mean only like 3 pictures are relevant to the story and the rest are there just because he didnt want to be more elaborate with the actual facebook thing

#188 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:34am by firebird94

the illustration is too much. its hard to process.

#189 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:46am by ocd4bway

Lol good ending. Loved the illustration!

#190 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:05am by PumpkinTarte

Lol, I lvoe the illustration. Butt hey, slap herr!

#191 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:31am by ClumsyJason

Oh my god...
Sorry.
That must really suck !
--But nice illustration :]

#192 - On 10/31/2009 at 12:09pm by Crisi_09

Too long. It ran out of funny quite fast.

#195 - On 10/31/2009 at 1:24pm by lolwatlol

i thought the illustration would suck because it was so long. but it actually kept me interested throughout and was a great illustration overall. good job artist!

#196 - On 10/31/2009 at 1:56pm by FacePALM24

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awful illustration

#197 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:22pm by oopsiess

Holy shit, fantastic illustration.
It's amazing. o3o

#198 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:00pm by lady_gagas_ho

Another illustration that added unnecessarily to the FML and failed to be funny. *sigh*

#200 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:31pm by Turnip_Girl

I think I would have enjoyed the illustration more if it would have stopped at the scene in the kitchen. There was no need to continue to the courtroom, the FML ended before that, and it made the illustration too long and drawn-out.

#202 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:00pm by Erniesduck123

wow sorry

#205 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:31pm by Scenedoll

bahahaha, i LOVE this illustration.

i usually hate the ones that draw the FMLs out, but this is actually funny and relevant.

#208 - On 10/31/2009 at 5:48pm by jmeg

I don't like the illustration at all. The art doesn't grab me. And before anyone jumps down my ass with the obligatory "let's see you do better" argument (which, by the way, is a completely irrelevant, tu quoque fallacy), yes I have taken plenty of art classes; yes, I do feel quite certain that I could create and submit an FML of at least equal quality (albeit in non-digital forms); no, I do not feel the OP is necessarily bad at what they do, I just dislike their style.

So there.

#209 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:31pm by ddrluna

No one cares what you think. XD

#210 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:47pm by shameinyou

Guess we could say the same for you! :)

#211 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:28pm by ddrluna

Ad hominem tu quoque FTW! :D

#212 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:43pm by biancagolden

Yo, sorry u didnt like the art. But I must say I dont like your username. I mean ddrluna? Who plays that game anymore. And before you jump on me like "your name isnt so great either!", I have taken many classes on how to be clever with my screen name and LongJohnnie5 tickles anybodys soul. Its like long john and johnny 5 put together! Hey, its not like i dont like you, its just your name is bad style.

So muthafuckn there

#220 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:55pm by LongJohnnie5

LongJohnnie5 wins and has the best username of all time.

#225 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:38am by Overcast117

Fa sho bro.....oh shit and btw OP, thats just terrible. It takes a real hoochie to divorce her man over facebook. Facebook/twitter is just glorifying being a nerd, and the bad kind of nerd

#246 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:27pm by LongJohnnie5

Wins by repeating what I said, eh? We could go at this all day!

But I don't care. Could've just said I don't like the art, but then you get the idiots on your case for it.

Guess my disclaimer didn't change that fact all that much. Sigh. Can't blame a person for trying.

#247 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:14am by ddrluna

Ah but you do care silly girl, thats why you keep explaining yourself. Dont worry tho, cuz I care enough too, to fuck with you of course.

#258 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:23am by LongJohnnie5

I never knew an illustration could be longer than the FML itself and be funny at the same time. I know now!

#213 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:50pm by USArocker

Christ that Comic was long. Not that good either

#214 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:57pm by SweetPotatoVines

epic comic

#215 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:35pm by drybamboo

Comic is too long and drags it out. Fail.

#216 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:40pm by iKaite

lol i love this comic.

#219 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:41pm by spuds_mcgee

lmfao at the judge playing solitaire

#221 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:19pm by Mauskau

The style of the comic is nice, but it's needlessly long, playing the facebook joke until, for lack of a better cliché, it feels like he's beating a dead horse. Also, it strays far beyond the confines of the original FML. There are more invented panels in the comic than there are original panels.

#222 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:23pm by RuralNinja

Wow. I love this comic. Normally I don't like when the artist draws out the plot, but he's done this really well. It works, and I love the style. :)

#223 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:50pm by helloquinne

Wow some of you have short attention spans it seems! Pretty sad.

#224 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:02pm by NotNegativeNews

Jesus christ, the comic is too long? Have you really become so spoiled that anything that takes more time to read than ~3 sentences is just too much to bare? Seriously? This is a sad, sad world we live in.

#226 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:10am by Katarra

When did quantity become equal to quality? Just because its 5 pages long doesn't make it worth looking at. It sucked on the first page and adding 4 more pages that feel exactly the same didn't help.

#239 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:34pm by RuralNinja

Talk about a selfish broad. You're better off without her. Thankfully, her little FB stunt should work in your favor over the division of wealth. Be thankful that she's a dumbass.

@J.Sorese: Quite intriguing - the comic style is interesting, but unfortunately, it's needlessly long and over-ambitious. Tact is not a virtue, but a skill. If you can reign the detail in to the point where you can condense your ideas and keep the flow and progression a bit more even, you'll find it much easier to keep your readers interested and you'll find a more acceptive audience. That's a nice art style, btw. Keep it up.

#227 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:24am by blastvortex

Wow, what an insensitive bitch.
Don't worry hun, you'll find better people than that coward. I hope you meet someone that'll have the decency to say things to your face.

#229 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:18am by Srain

I love the illustration on this FML. The characters' expressions are priceless.

#230 - On 11/01/2009 at 8:52am by aback

The illustration sucks ass. I hate it when they add extra material that isn't in the FML! Stick to the fucking story!

#231 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:08am by hbgoddard

what story....?

#233 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:41pm by cpatrick820

Wow... WORST illustration!! You barley can read or understand any of it!

I agree with #231 dont add extra things that you didnt say in the FML!

#234 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:51pm by GirlofArt

good illustration,

the best part about this FML is right under it, it says "share on facebook"

well......I think I may just do that......

#235 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:05pm by thatoneguyinca

WTF @ the illustration

#236 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:00pm by Syn

really good illustration!! one of the best I've seen!

although your wife sucks =P

#237 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:48pm by Albsj11

woah. Ur wife or I guess now ex-wife is a douchebag. You could do way better and next time, go talk to her instead of using facebook. FYL.

#238 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:32pm by Tigg3r

this is absolutely awesome!!
people who says its sucks REALLY don't know hard work and a fantastic comic strip when they see one!

#240 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:56pm by cherrybollosm04

i got a seizure from the illustration....

#241 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:51pm by Casualt1234

My name is Joanna, and I am from Rocky Point, New York...

#242 - On 11/01/2009 at 9:32pm by makrothumia

best illustration yet!!! (but a little long...)
still hilarious though :D

#244 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:08pm by yummehMOO

lolz, yea

#249 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:19am by Blackitty26

dude, who needs to spend their life in front of facebook hate mailing each other?

#248 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:17am by Blackitty26

The end was my fave. Haha.

#252 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:05am by Brittani090270

weak.
she's a bitch.

move on.

#254 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:22pm by riddlechelsea

"our clients have no further comments this time" the guy looks like a dick :D

#255 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:40pm by Moy

Sweet, that is an epic comic!

On a side note....
**Hey Alice - did you get my last emails? Are they still going into your spam? Are you going to run our comic as it is?

Cheers
Alex

#256 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:52pm by mukpuddy

This is one of the saddest FMLs I have ever read.

On the other hand, this is one of the best illustrations.

#257 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:14am by synchroskater

Illustration was drawn well but it was way too long and busy.

#259 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:47am by wazdog

This illustration looks like it a while to make for a whole lot of nothing...

#260 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:30am by ActionManly

YDI for getting married in the first place

#261 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:52am by blobner_bob

Been there... got home from school. Checked facebook. Received the "You are no longer in a relationship with (douchebag)" notification. What a way to end a year and a half huh? Called him when I saw it and when he finally answered my call after a few tries he said "Well I wanted to wait until you came to visit this weekend to talk to you about this but since you're making a big deal about it right now I don't think I'm in the right place to have a girlfriend right now blah blah blah" The "big deal" that I was making was one simple question - "Why did you change your status if you wanted to wait until I came to visit."

So yea. I feel your pain.

#262 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:29pm by GotWhateverItIs

umm I'm not really seeing how a 1 1/2 year relationship compares to a 5 year MARRIAGE.

#267 - On 11/04/2009 at 8:38pm by lacalina

Lovely illustration.
Loved the end !

#264 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:19am by tentseringc

There's just one problem with this illustration. I think, not sure though, that you can only be listed as "married" to someone if that person is also listed as "married" to you.
Am i wrong?

#265 - On 11/04/2009 at 8:07am by Mouffon53

That's true. Actually, I think that's a problem with the FML. It's probably fake.

But I love the illustration!

#282 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:15pm by strawberryswirl

That sucks dude, she doesn't even respect you enough to tell you privately first.

Also, the illustration is pretty lame.

#266 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:19pm by Sum_Dum_Bum

actually the illustration isnt that bad, the last scene is funny

#268 - On 11/04/2009 at 11:42pm by _theman_

I lol'd. It was legit.

#273 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:51pm by uthinkucandraw

the comic is weak also moar gaga drama plx

#274 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:27am by Anteezy

Gaga is max fail

#275 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:11pm by unhallowed3

I really like the illustration =D

#277 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:21pm by MizzHollywood

Facebook is great for friendships and relationships, right?

#279 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:31pm by Penetration

shit

#284 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:33am by Db8b

illustration sucks....

#285 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:50am by PaulG10

WAY LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. D:

#286 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:19pm by xdevotchkax

oh god

#287 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:37am by mattdbohn

whatta bitch . :/

#288 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:45pm by xoxo_Kate_oxox

She wasn't worth your time. You'll find someone better out there. Waaaay better than that "*woman"

*If that's what she thinks she is.

#289 - On 11/28/2009 at 11:50am by kaynicky1414

damn you facebookers that use it to do ..... this kinda stuff!!!

#290 - On 11/28/2009 at 8:50pm by omgzdude

Her head looks like a penis.

#292 - On 12/02/2009 at 9:53pm by carlos177567

that sucks for you. but i love that illustration!

#293 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:21pm by al8

i'd like to see some of you do a better illustration!

#294 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:23pm by al8

Hahaha I LOVE his wife's facial expression!

#295 - On 12/08/2009 at 12:34am by JukeboxBunny

FUCK FACEBOOK!!!..... in the face

#296 - On 12/11/2009 at 1:43pm by brens64

Ok, the illustration is done in a really cool and hip style, but I never thought I'd see a comic that was TL;DR. Seriously, while it was well drawn, everything was just overkill.

#298 - On 12/12/2009 at 7:11pm by thesunshotme

It was well drawn but it should have stopped at 'meet me in the kitchen'. It was way too long other than that. Unless you are doing a graphic novel a funny comic shouldn't really be more than six or seven panels with text in them.

#300 - On 01/03/2010 at 7:25pm by thegriffin88

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