By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 528
You deserved it 43
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lancewell 0

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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mikawin 0

if you were in the same house why didn't you go straight to her? i mean like if you were both in the same house on diffrent computers communicating through facebook there must be some communication issues there! Sorry to hear that though. ),: That really stinks best of luck!

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Teeheez 0

#11 is so right. You guys probably do have some communication issues. To DIVORCE (not dump) over facebook is just bad. Dumping on facebook is bad too but just not as bad. I mean your in the same house and that's how it ended! Wow. I'm sorry. #163 Also has a point too though.

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janatwin 0

wow where everyone can read it!!!!!!!!!!!1

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dcapp 0

i hope this isn't true, but if it is i'm sorry and you deserve better.

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F_My_Wife 2

F your wife. Or, in this case, ex-wife.

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SuperStud 0

Next time you see her: walk up to her, look her straight in the eyes, and bitch slap her.

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