By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 528
You deserved it 44
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lancewell 0

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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missy06 0

hahaha #35 thats a great idea!!! He should so do that!!! That totally sucks!!! Sorry man!!! Go out and find a woman worth your time and who will respect you!!!

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littlemuffet 0

Commit Facebook suicide! http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/77/facebook_suicide.html

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Dutchie2010 0

to people who say it's fake: they are all fake. Well I'm sure some of them happened but i doubt any of yours has ever gotten accepted right?

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oval_office 0

Change your status to in a relationship! That'll show her!

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efftthhiiss 0

your wife is a attention seeking bitch. and your marriage was obviously pathetic if she cared that little for you to announce the divorce over facebook without even discussing it with you. your life really does suck.

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dylan17xx 0

What a bitch! That's really ****** up. You're better off without that bitch in the long run.

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kenddrraaa 0

Wow man. Sorry to hear this. She's a trollop. You deserve better than that!

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