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Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32044) - you deserved it (2841)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by Frauded (woman) - United States (California)

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... and you think you know someone.

#5 - On 12/17/2009 at 3:46am by CallMeHush

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I call FAKE. Identity theft is a Federal Offence, and would not have made him wanted in Texas alone.

#10 - On 12/17/2009 at 8:24am by KaizerTeel

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