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By Frauded - 17/12/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By strangebeans - 25/07/2012 05:27 - United States

Today, my parents informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:46

... and you think you know someone.

KaizerTeel 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 14:24

I call FAKE. Identity theft is a Federal Offence, and would not have made him wanted in Texas alone.

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MrALEK 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:21

that's sexy.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:44

agreed OP is a selfish bitch, being wanted in texas is hot, at least its not some lame state like new hampshire or wyoming.

wh4t3v3R 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:00

Bank robber = sexy, identity thief = pathetic and obnoxious.

nigranathan 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:26

creepesville

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:44

Girls only love assholes. YDI

boricua_loko 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 10:07

true

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:46

... and you think you know someone.

blland 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 10:50

relax honey, you don't even know who he is

chellinha93 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 11:06

The question is, are you gonna turn him in????

whoaanicolee 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:19

hey

MyTwoCents_ 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:42

I would

BikerMike 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 11:47

you have to wonder - did he sell your information to someone else?

KaizerTeel 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 14:24

I call FAKE. Identity theft is a Federal Offence, and would not have made him wanted in Texas alone.

Starfire22 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 14:29

So which identity are you married to?

skeez_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 15:10

you make it sound like identity theft is the worst thing ever...would you rather have him be wanted for rape and murder?

MintyMcGraw 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:49

Identity Theft is serious business.

McChigN 0

Monday 29 March 2010 21:48

Sweet!

kenyrabit 25

Saturday 4 June 2016 0:48

Good point. The worst part is that he deceived her instead of giving her the chance to observe this.

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