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Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34946) - you deserved it (1812)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

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Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just fucking RUN!

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 3:23am by Luckster

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ummm she needs to seek help

#1 - On 12/17/2009 at 3:22am by bladelix3

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