By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Luckster 0

Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!

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fireandice27 0

Haha because her killing you would totally be the right thing to do for love. Seriously. Stalker people's minds are so messed up. Biggest FML I've seen on this site.

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sadface17 0

o wow i would run as far away as u can or move somewhere change all ur numbers and hide

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R0lling_St0ner 0

ok so I agree with all the poeple who are saying bang her then dump her but heres something you should try. 1. Make her happy by getting with her but tell her that no one can know about the 2 of you cuz they'll try to hurt her (if shes crazy enough to stalk you then she'll belive that) 2. **** her till you get tired of her. 3. Tell her that someone found out about the 2 of you and she'll be killed if you stay with her and say that you couldn't stand living with her dead but you can take the pain of not having her in you life if it keeps her alive. 4. Enjoy you life its ****** up and it involes a little bit of planing but if she's crazy whats the harm

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Tripout 0

The harm is it'll hurt her. There's no harm to OP, yet it's ****** up. You shouldn't just get with a girl that's crazy for you just to **** her. Women arnt sex slaves. Most guys think that's all their good for and it's sad to see that going on in this day and age. Women of all ages should be treated with respect and kindness as a gentleman is supposed to treat a woman. Society today is all screwed up no one even says anything anymore.

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R0lling_St0ner 0

do't get me wrong I do have respect for wome,n just not the insane ones that'll kill you if your not with them

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retard32145 0

do her a favor.... tell her she doesnt have to kill herself, but that you'll do it for her.

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

umm i was watching criminal minds and they like totally caught this guy tht was duin tht... just call the cops.... or just like **** her rly like bad and weak cuz then she wnt lke you (: or tell her u have a small wewe

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painandpeace 0

Call the police, a psychiatrist, or just blow her face off. End it now, OP.

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dloc1 0

time to move and time to arm your self

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EveryDayJackAss 0

i know guys can be obsessive too....but SHIT, this woman is off her clits! Really reminds me of that one Family Guy episode when Quagmire got married lol. Seriously, you really to go Dr.Phil on her and put her into an asylum.......okay maybe not that, but somewhere safe from you and herself.

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grayc101 0

OMF THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME TOO! there is this guy, and he is obsessed with me. i try to avoid him as much as possible, but it doesnt really work...now like you said but in his words "the only way out of it is if one of us dies" ...its kind of creepy o.O

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