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Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, where I made out with him, then it transitioned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex private messages me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9078) - you deserved it (41838)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by ohiochibi (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"

#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:37pm by brrrx

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Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!

#7 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:43pm by RockAngies40

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