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Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 2:14am - love - by rejectedmidair (man) - United States (California)

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Next time, bring some cows and offer them to her father in return for his daughter. Traditional.

#10 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:18am by BigK_Diet_Cola

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Sucks, to go through all that preparation and to be rejected. She doesnt deserve to be with you if she can't understand all the work you went through for that proposal.

#2 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:03am by xxphil

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