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By stubblebutt - / Friday 13 November 2009 12:17 / Australia
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By  revezone  |  0

first! that being said... thats the kind of stuff u do in the bathroom... well, at least now any future amorous encounters will be less awkward as he's already seen u in ur birthday suit

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  Reyo  |  2

I'm questioning why you didn't have your door closed. I won't even risk my PARENTS seeing me do harmless stuff like going number one.

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  crazytoaster  |  2

Well, my parents bash on the door then just swing it open. It's a common occurrence. One time while getting changed my dad bashed on the door and attempted to come in. I pushed the door right back sending him out of the room and shouted "I’m getting changed, fuck off for a second".

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  youreanidiot  |  0

your parents tolerate you yelling "Fuck off" at them? Aren't you a little ungrateful shit... If I was a parent I wouldn't want my kid telling me to "fuck off" after knocking on their door in my own house...

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  Trebie  |  6

Lol, I agree, telling your parents to "Fuck off" would NOT be acceptable in my home... But, I agree with you #69 on that being annoying. My dad has this habit of knocking on the door and pausing until I say "Hang on a second"... And then just coming in. And my mom always just barges in. Even though I always knock and wait for a response from them when trying to enter their room.

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  cmac86  |  21

I agree with 73, if I ever said that to my parents I would be picking my mouth up off the floor from another state! imagine daffy ducks bill when he got it shot off- it'd be like that. and op- unless you're a land manatee, which being Australian I doubt (better diet than we Americans) I'm sure your date loved it....except the hair part. gross.

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  sammeeleigh8  |  0

at least you dad ATTEMPTS to knock. my father walks stealthily down my hallway and opens the door quickly to catch me if I am doing something wrong. he has come in on me naked before and I bitched him out b/c he deserves it.

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  plutosaplanet  |  0

she didnt say she needed it removed for the date...she was just trying to remove it.....havent you ever had to pluck a hair and you do it when you remember and have time. gosh

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  kxs401  |  0

Ingrown hairs can hurt. And chicks who put out on the first date are awesome. I should know, I am one.

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  Veunz  |  4

That's kinda slutty. Yea easy sex is ... easy, but it's just a red flag. My first girlfriend said she wanted to make love to me at the end of our first week after meeting. We got in a 2 year relationship. The last 7 months of it she was putting out within the first week to five others. Just saying, girl that puts out that fast is a major red flag!

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  cassiieeX22  |  0

if I told them that, my parents would take turns THROWING me through walls and tables then I would be rushed to the emergency room and they would tell me that since I'm so disrespectful I should find new parents..and I'm serious they would..

By  mangobells  |  0

You need a lock on your door! btw first?

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  videokid2000  |  10

My parents never gave my room a door because they wanted to make sure nothing happened. I'm in a wheelchair. What is going to happen?! My sister has a door, she's not in a wheelchair.

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  perdix  |  29

OK, The_pleb, In British English-speaking countries, "bum" is slang for the buttocks. In America, we use the word to mean a beggar, a hobo, an unemployed transient. I pretended that I wasn't aware of that different meaning of the word "bum."

By  myfriend_youfail  |  3

And this is why people should learn to knock before they enter someone's private room...God only knows what the person in there is doing. On the bright side, hopefully he liked what he saw? Besides you plucking at an ingrown hair, of course...

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