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Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say "Will you marry me" a bird shat on my head. FML

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On 10/10/2009 at 8:52am - love - by -bird-poop- (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

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It was a sign!
Dont get married too early.

#2 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:10pm by spookiie

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wtf? you proposed after only 7 months?!

#10 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:16pm by maggiewalters

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