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Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15352) - you deserved it (68074)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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