Embarrassing, Relatable and Love: Bland date

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Don't be that guy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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alki_fml 5

Friday 13 March 2009 9:54

if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.

nobody_special 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:59

Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.

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KPACOTKA 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:53

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Show it anyway

peopleequalshet 10

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:42

Really?

z1steelersfan 9

Monday 17 March 2014 3:23

You show a cross but you act like that. Do you know anything about your religion?

alki_fml 5

Friday 13 March 2009 9:54

if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.

nobody_special 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:59

Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.

alexavh 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 8:46

Good way to look at it

Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAIL. HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH Sorry, I just had to laugh on that one xD It was EPICCCC xD

johobus28 26

Tuesday 11 November 2014 7:08

Quick, I think it's trying to communicate

GameRater01 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:11

haha, what #3 said, at least you didn't have to feed her and then have her walk out on you as soon as the meal was done. When she was walking away you should have called out "Don't flatter yourself, fat bitches aren't my type" =P

withered 30

Tuesday 7 June 2016 8:50

#6 The girl was hot. He is the one that is not fit.

Ldy_S_FTW 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:12

i can Soo see the grl put an FML up... "today i was set up on a blind date...i got to the place and this ugly overweight smelly person comes over to me...turns out he's my blind date. FML" ok that was a lito harsh, but still kinda funny. LOL