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By me / Wednesday 20 November 2013 15:28 / United States - Bronx
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By  Welshite  |  39

#1: What could you possibly be able to write about a person you don't know? "Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."

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  Welshite  |  39

#1: What could you possibly be able to write about a person you don't know? "Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."

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  feven  |  32

Some of my friends would never take the time to write a letter to me even tho the texts they send me in a day is more than letter worth. For this reason I get OP.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

I had a little business going on in middle and high school where I'd take payments to write people's essays for them. Profits were good until my customers started getting caught, so I started asking for samples of my clients' past work to make it sound like theirs. Good times.

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  perdix  |  29

#3, aw, you're so sweet! If the OP callously rejects your gracious offer, can I get in on some of that action? Um, ..., I mean, friendship action. Yeah, that's what I mean!

By  TordNorski  |  30

I'd do the same...

By  Jessa91  |  10

Time to start making some friends...

By  Rainhawk94  |  27

Hey at least you got one....unless its your mom

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  alycion  |  26

I paid good money to let my dog paw paint! He's an arteest. Ok it was a 3 dollar donation to the shelter and the painting looks like crap. But I love it.

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