Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I had just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32714) - you totally deserved it (3007)
On 09/12/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
i don't think a guy would react that way if she was just a bad kisser... you must just be an incredibly awkward person
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First to be awesomely sexy. ;)
And YDI for being a slut.
#76 - On 09/12/2009 at 11:24pm by muchocaliente
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Is gonna happen if u don't kiss guys u JUST MET
@78: Just thinking that. You're either way too fast, or way too socially awkward. Did you actually put effort into the kiss or did you kinda sit there thinking "OHSHIT! WATDOIDO WATDOIDO WATDOIDO!?"?
#108 Has got it. He's religious and probably has an age at which he can kiss someone. Mormons usually are allowed gf's at age 16.
#109 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:08am by LaughingVeggies
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@ 108 The amount of religious bigotry in that comment is absolutely appalling.
How so, it's pretty much true. Look up the Dugger Family the one with 19 kids they have a show on TLC. The oldest Son was so religious with his now wife that they literately did not kiss till there wedding day
The Duggar mom's vagina is seriously a fucking baby cannon
#121 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:06am by allmidnighteyes
I'm guessing that she's really hot, so hot that he prematurely ejaculated and is too embarrassed to see her again :)
@ #139
Agreed, he went home to scrub a few million "potential children" outta his undies.
He probably figured that if HE knew he shot his wad, that she did too. (Or at least she would have if he'd stuck around long enough for her to slide a hand in his Levi's.)
Try and tell me that wouldn't have been much worse OP, a surprise handful of baby-batter?
#167 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:32pm by Brandosyn
I think your explanation makes the most sense. I mean if she was just awkward he wouldn't have waited until they kissed to want to go home. And being a bad kisser doesnt usually spawn that reaction
#63 - On 09/12/2009 at 9:43pm by Anonanimal
It could also be that he's Mormon and he would get in trouble if his parents found out. She lives in Utah, after all.
#72 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:28pm by orangef1zz
that's what i thought too...or maybe he felt guilty for some reason...like if she was his friend's sister or something...idk
#77 - On 09/12/2009 at 11:38pm by the_stereotype
There has to be more to this story then you know or are telling us.
#7 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:15pm by Lisasimpsonfan
Dude was probably super Mormon.
And we all know how crazy Mormons are *cough*Stephenie Meyer*cough*
#8 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:16pm by allmidnighteyes
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TWILIGHT RUL3ZZ I WANNA HAS EDWARDSS BABIES!!!111UNO!!!!
Hahahaha, I was just thinking that. This FML is too Twilight-ish.
OMGZ, OP, YOUR BF IS EDWARD CULLEN!!! I LUURVESS HIM!!
This FML sucks I've had worse happen to me!!
I was at the movies and i was making out with my girlfriend gets up and says "Brb honey-bun i gota go tinkle"
she never returned...
#10 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:18pm by Dudewhthapensnow
be glad she didn't come back then, if that's the way she spoke. =)
#22 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:35pm by XOfiestypixie
Guess that's just his way of saying he really doesn't like you? Lmao, FYL.
#12 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:19pm by SusyPaloozie
he probably realized that he didnt know how to make out with a girl properly, dont take it personally !
Maybe he's trying to reinact twilight, maybe he's Edward Cullen, OMIGOD U R SO LUCKSSIES.
#17 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:29pm by DrunkenValor
Bahahahahaha
"i cant has u, im 2 dangeris
"but i wub u"
"but i watch ewe at nite"
"but dats hawtz"
#21 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:33pm by allmidnighteyes
"I wills never leave you, rofl."
"Oh Edward!"
"Brb..."
"Lolz, I lie down in dirt and crai"
"Don't call me again bitch."
#27 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:46pm by DrunkenValor
I think it makes the book more readable, rather then fifty paragraphs of Bella describing his beeeautiful eyes.
#34 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:03pm by DrunkenValor
DrunkenValor: Agreed. Putting Twilight into IM speak makes it 50x more understandable (as opposed to blatantly throwing in words you find in a thesaurus to make it seem "intelligent", why not dumb it down to fit what it really is?), and it makes it funny too!
Also, markreadstwilight.buzznet.com
The chapter by chapter summaries are the most amazing thing I have ever come across.
#37 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:06pm by allmidnighteyes
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dude stop writing useless stuff and get a life it's not a fucking msn or wtv
#43 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:19pm by poptartkid
Maybe I don't want a life, maybe you should stop reading extra comments. Stop your rage, rage kills.
#45 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:24pm by DrunkenValor
"dude stop writing useless stuff and get a life it's not a fucking msn or wtv"
Your comment was absolutely useless, too, and didn't contribute anything to the comment section aside from more bullshit. Suck my asshole, fucktwat.
#47 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:26pm by allmidnighteyes
Damn you DrunkenValor. I responded too early (see 58)... mebbe you're right. We just may be kindred spirits. (lolcats)
your breath probably stunk, or you were a terrible kisser
#18 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:32pm by asmadasrabbits
The only clear explanation is that he's a vampire and he cares about you too much to let it go any further. While you're at home sobbing deeply, he will leave and vow never to come back again.
So here's what you have to do: Do something stupid, like jump off of a cliff. His psychic sister will then inform him of what she's seen and he will become suicidal, thinking that you are dead and that of course, he is the reason. She will then tell you of his plans and race you to another continent entirely to prove to him that you're alive. At that moment, he'll realize how much he cares about you and you will live happily ever after and even have vampire babies and the like.
Not an FML. A simple and typical love story, really.
#19 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:32pm by mycleverusername
Next time try going out on a romantic date with a guy you've just met to a place where there's not even starlight. That way he can't see what your face actually looks like and this won't happen again.
Problem solved.
#20 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:32pm by premiermois
Oh man #17 comment made me laugh my ass off.
OP maybe he didn't like you or something and made up that excuse not to totally hurt u, but obviously it did.
what does OP mean? i know it stands for the writer person
#29 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:52pm by GirlWithBadLuck
Seriously, why the hell would you go up to a secluded place with a boy that you just met?
OP must be brainless.
He could have a girlfriend and not have told you about it.
#41 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:13pm by HighSchoolFail
aw, im sorry
maybe ur just not right for each other, and u probably need to practice kissing
#57 - On 09/12/2009 at 9:22pm by jessxoxo28
#1's a prick so is #38, fyl. im sorry, he's obviously just a jerk who can't enjoy things like that and only wants a super good kisser cuz he's a loser. you can and will find a better guy, trust me.
#59 - On 09/12/2009 at 9:30pm by Scotticus117
If she was ugly, why would they be on a date in the first place? That explanation doesn't make sense.
#66 - On 09/12/2009 at 9:52pm by startafire
To tell you the truth, i have done that exact same thing in a different way. i hooked up with her but while doing so i realized that this hoe was not worth my time... so i just bailed
#67 - On 09/12/2009 at 9:55pm by zschamp
That is NOT the same thing. He left because of guilt. You left because you are a whoremonger who will fuck anything with a hole.
This is not much a FML. Some people are together for years and then break up. So in this situation when you never had the person to begin with, just get over it and move on. Its not like you even had the time to get emotionally close the them, for all you know you might have been completely incompatible.
#71 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:25pm by rivershade
Lol the Twilight refs. I feel bad for my Mormon friend.
That boy is odd... Please ignore him and go about your life.
#73 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:39pm by DameGreyWulf
This story seems really incomplete to me..either your not telling the whole story, your a bad kisser or he had a gf and felt really guilty..
#74 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:55pm by Curvy_Cutie813
I'm going to follow the consensus... he's Mormon. Better yet... he's probably a gay Mormon who is pressured to hide is true self and date girls. He tried, but it just didn't feel right. It sucks that you went through that... but think of the horror that he's going through. :(
#79 - On 09/12/2009 at 11:49pm by lil_lucy23
He realized it was too easy to kiss you. If you are not Mormon, and if He is, he felt condemnation. It has nothing to do with you. It was his "season of sowing his wild oats", and now he will marry a nice Mormon girl who won't kiss until her wedding and they will have 7 children during their first 5 years of marriage.
When he said you two should never talk about that again, you should have been like, "You mean talk about how we went on a romantic date in the mountains to look at stars, and we kissed? Well, sorry, but I already told YO MOMMA"
#83 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:16am by iFruit
Oh my god. I think he was definitely Mormon, considering you're from Utah. I have a Mormon boyfriend...and he does that to me ALL THE TIME.
#85 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:19am by gubbilum
Way to torture the boy, you little cock tease. Why not just shoot him a beaver and watch him go into multiple spontaneous orgasms before lapsing into convulsions followed by a state of catatonia.
stfu u got that from the tv show GLEE... STOP LYING!!! LIAR!!!! FYL for being so desprate to get on FML that u steal stuff from gay tv shows
I think this FML is a more plausible real story than a story very abstractly copied from Glee, which has only had one incident that even remotely resembled this.
#104 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:20am by Inoku
wow; that's so sad, i do feel bad. maybe he just didn't like you.
and, Mormons aren't major prudes, but thanks for just using that as an excuse. Stephenie Meyer has given people stupid opinions about Mormons. As if polygamy hadn't done enough for us. The guy doesn't automatically have to be Mormon, because he would've told the girl about his beliefs, and not just tell her they shouldn't talk again.
#102 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:18am by calichica_101
A lot of Mormons *do* have hangups about sexuality. One of my high school friends is Mormon, and we did a movie trade back in grade 12. I made him watch Murder in the First, he made me watch Braveheart. He left the room during the Braveheart sex scenes. When you are raised with certain beliefs, the feelings of guilt and embarrassment can be huge. It might not be that way for all Mormons, but that definitely doesn't mean it's *never* like that.
My guess is this boy is either very religious, has very religious parents, or has a girlfriend. Any of those three could have made him have a sudden flash of conscience which he did not want to discuss with you or anyone else later on due to embarrassment or shame. Don't take it personally.
#137 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:52pm by Six_and_the_Moon
he probably is a girl who got turned into a guy and feels really awkward cuz it's penis can't get hard. it's probably for the better that he doesnt want to think about you.
#105 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:23am by xx5shotBRxx
Seriously? What is wrong with all of you? There is no need to call her a slut or to say her breath tastes like ass. So what if the guy is Mormon. Mormon's don't get in trouble for kissing. Stop ragging on them.
#113. It's not bigotry if it's directed at Mormons. The whole religion is borderline retarded. Golden plates my ass. It makes even less sense than every other organized religion.
While I usually hate religious intolerance, this comment is 24 karat win.
#116 - On 09/13/2009 at 4:27am by Intoxicunt
..i just want to know why that happened!! stupid fml that didnt tell the reason!! :( ..anyway FYL and to be safe ..YDI too! :)
You deserve it for having bad breath. It's easily the worst turnoff in the world, aside from the chick having a penis. Bad breath will send any guy running for the hills, Mormon or not.
#128 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:46am by NothingToGein
i agree with all of the people saying it's probably because he's mormon. i live in utah and i'm not mormon and it's hellll
#132 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:52pm by fuckmylife13
OMG! He's totally a mormon!!!! Good luck there kiddo. My bf is one, and I'm not. AND he's on his mission right now. Try that. Trust me, you don't want to be involved. GET OUT NOW!!!!
#133 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:36pm by disasterinaction
Brush your teeth and learn to not drool into his mouth, I'm sure that will help.
#136 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:52pm by ohJeeznotme
Oh well ... I did the same thing once ... *tralalalala ... looking away*
#138 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:13pm by LesYeuxDeDario
Ok so i found this soooooo funny cause im mormon but not a good mormon and this guy is suuuuuuuchhh a mormon boy. it has nothing to do with her or her abilities to kiss or hes gay.... hes mormon and thats it!!!
#144 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:00pm by bigfooteads
OK Honey, with all due respect - you need to go see the Dentist - maybe it's bad breath!! Nothing worse than that!!
Being from Ootah myself, he's probably fairly religious and just feels guilty about it. Lemme guess, he's either an RM who just got home really recently or is going to go on a mission soon?
#152 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:18pm by sassyfrass
wow. all you fools sayin mormon stuff are idiots.
I'm mormon, and it's not all ridic like that.
first of all, the duggars are NOT mormon.
Mormons ARE allowed to kiss/date before marriage, just not recommended until 16+.
but #152 the RM/pre-mission would make more sense.
#154 - On 09/16/2009 at 1:43am by soccachicka9
You probably made him jizz his pants...
And on the mormon thing... I have a mormon friend who is 21, unmarried and pregnant... (she also has herpes)
I mean this in a totally non-offensive way: maybe he was gay?
#162 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:55am by sophie_the_freak
mayb u wasnt a good kisser ? or he thought about it and thought he didnt wanna rlly be doing tht with you
maybe he was embarrassed about kissing some one he hardly knows and didnt want to talk about it solely based on that fact? or maybe not... x]
#166 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:22am by Lov2DDream
