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Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I had just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38327) - you deserved it (3796)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

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maybe he has a girlfriend and he felt guilty.

#6 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:14pm by janefrom1979

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Dude was probably super Mormon.

And we all know how crazy Mormons are *cough*Stephenie Meyer*cough*

#8 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:16pm by allmidnighteyes

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