By lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
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jjames7543 13

At least Dad was being honest

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Savra_fml 17

OPs Kid: "So, where do you come from Raul?" Raul: "From Madrid in Spain. How about you?" OPs Kid: "From my daddys penis"

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jjames7543 13

At least Dad was being honest

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sexxxysydney 14

He has to learn the truth someday, right?

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susannah365 8

I'd love to see how parents will respond when he starts educating other children

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Damn_Hippster 11

He's a smart kid. You just know he's going to be a Sex-Ed teacher when he's older.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

They're both right if they're talking about Jesus.

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chell1894 13

Well depending on your religion, both answer were true.

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flagg1888 3

26. Maybe you got thumbed down cause that shit just wasn't funny. For me it had nothing to do with religion

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boopityboppity 11

While I'm a fan of jokes as a general rule, Mr. Rocket, I didn't think that was funny. Perhaps that's why it's being thumbed down. Then again, maybe not.

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DrDilllonReese 12

Yeah, think of it this way: we didn't bury you. You buried yourself.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

No Mr. Rocket... How was that even related to Jesus?

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tjv3 10

does daddy wear a wife beater shirt?

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rockman130 0

mabey i thumbesd u down because i dont like the idea of a woman getting beat

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mrpipp 0

You're all haters. 27=WIN

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mrpipp 0

But it's so funny when they do cuz it's their own fault..... I SAID NO MAYO BITCH! ~whack!~

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brennan677 0

Who doesnt love the pika kitty

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eatmyshortssss1 8

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tri1sometime22 0

Hah yes it is! So right answer, but it was put in a wrong way for a 5 year old.

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effedml 5

#4's pic is the look on Daddy's face when he gave his son that answer.

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DaBigMan 0

#8 will you marry me??

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Naked_Communist 0

Wrong comment thread, BigMan. Maybe if you re-post she'll say yes.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Well dad knows best.

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josejimenez 0

Something a virgin would say

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sporkman 0

Or someone who actually respects their father.. Douchebag

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weepingangel_fml 7

How old was he?

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I'm guessing like... 23, MAYBE 22, but that seems a little too old.

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habibiiiiiii 2

Lmao excellent parenting skills dad

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