Love: Backfire

Backfire

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML

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By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By wowza - 31/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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janefrom1979 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:14

maybe he has a girlfriend and he felt guilty.

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:15

There has to be more to this story then you know or are telling us.

Comments

sera8091 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 22:44

Fake, and not even good.

rampage_rugby 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:16

lol he was definitely a mormon RM

sophie_the_freak 1

Wednesday 11 November 2009 8:55

I mean this in a totally non-offensive way: maybe he was gay?

YOMyLifeSuck 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:26

he had a girlfriend

jgrimaldi 0

Friday 13 November 2009 13:24

He had to go home and rub one out.

ariie_fml_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 6:06

mayb u wasnt a good kisser ? or he thought about it and thought he didnt wanna rlly be doing tht with you

Lov2DDream 0

Monday 23 November 2009 7:22

maybe he was embarrassed about kissing some one he hardly knows and didnt want to talk about it solely based on that fact? or maybe not... x]

cassdede 0

Friday 26 February 2010 5:04

I luv how he told u not to speak of it and u wrote an fml about it :)

gijoe011 6

Friday 19 August 2011 20:37

Man, I laugh at the comments sometimes more than the actual FMLs!

YouHaveFailed 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:30

Op=Utah=Mormon=Strict parents who r overprotective who wont let him go w/ u n probably want him2get w/ a girl later

babesqotaPROBLEM 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 1:11

HE THOUGHT he was quna qet somee , he probably has like four other qirls on tha sideee !

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML

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Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML

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Today, my husband was two hours late from picking up my daughter from practice. I called his cell once to check if they were alright. When they finally arrived, he was annoyed at me for "controlling" him. He then pushed his sweaty shirt in my face to take in his "musty scent". When I refused, he got mad again. FML

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Today, I got home from a hard day and sent a project due tomorrow from my laptop. While I was in the bathroom, my parents took my laptop, which is all paid by me for no reason. I tried telling them multiple times that I have 3 projects due this week, but they said that's not a reason to stay on my laptop. FML

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Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

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Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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