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Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69514) - you deserved it (3037)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)

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