Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen,...

By skywayavenue - 19/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 15:49 - Australia

Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh. But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking. Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

fr33convict 0

Friday 16 April 2010 2:50

I favorited this one

senseisuncommon 7

Monday 4 July 2011 7:31

Rock, what a beautiful picture of you for tour pic... really shows the confidence in you...

NakedPixels 15

Tuesday 15 January 2013 6:52

Hitting on fml girls? Despie.

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!

mlipro 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:15

Thats what she.... actually **** that, it was set up to easily.

secretish 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:16

hahahahahahaha. Nothing dirty is coming out of that mouth

shorgenfunkel 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:25

How the hell do you not realize it's not food before you put it in your mouth? Obviously the texture in your hand must have been different from a pastry. I laughed heavily, and you deserved it heartily.

truslide 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:30

hahahahaha you deserved that for being a fat slob

amelinat 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:32

Surely you could have smelled that it was soap and not food? It is very funny though, great story.

heather_6866 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 13:16

why would you keep it in your mouth long enough for it to start foaming?

rollingmyeyes 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 13:40

there are so many stories on here of people eating/touching/using/pawing through something that isn't theirs, and then crying because it was gross or painful or whatever. ask before you touch or eat something that you weren't given permission for, or of course you will wind up with a mouth full of soap. (or using dad's pube trimmers on your nose hair, or finding a parent's sex tape or toy, or using a toothbrush that was used on something gross, or eating dog treats. seriously, read the archives and learn a lesson from them.)

biwinning88 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:18

well said, I was thinking the exact same thing

BradyT918 9

Saturday 27 October 2012 18:16

As one of my favorite quotes says" I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people, we should just remove all the warning label and let the issue sort itself out".