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By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 March 2013 22:37 / United States - Denison
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By  Eliseopwns  |  22

'Murica.

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  hilda_kitty  |  16

His elephant gun?

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  capslockisgood  |  19

17 Pistol > shotgun?

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  DyslexicPanda  |  12

Neigh, an invisible cat. Then, not only is he a redneck evil villain, he's also psychotic. Unless he really did have a cat that was indeed invisible... then you'd just be back to evil redneck genius..

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  Zomg_Okay  |  26

They aren't going too. For every person who realises how idiotic it is to put so much effort into getting the first comment, at least two more create an account.

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  kishorekumar_a  |  10

*Simply commenting "FYL", "that sucks" & "I'm Sorry" adds no value to the conversation / comment. For some reason my WP FML App posts limited text. Just realized that (happened to 2 other comments), Sorry. By the way, this comment is from my Laptop.

By  Eliseopwns  |  22

'Murica.

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  PizzaRollsss  |  5

More like "Texas"

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52- what's so different about Tx than the rest of America? Sure we're a little sweeter down here, we say howdy, y'all and darlin', we drink sweet tea and still believe in hospitality... Southern hospitality, we protect our land and what's rightfully ours with guns, some of us listen to country, and if you drive through sometimes there's a whole lot of nothing... But if you haven't lived in Tx then you really have no idea. 3 of our major cities are in the top 5 biggest and fastest growing economies in the United States, so to me it's pretty good being a Texan.

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  dalink  |  24

#25, is just one of the few TXans who doesn't live and die by the stereotypical "this here is tx and we are our own seceded country now get off my damn property you commie jap"

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  mahoney94  |  6

125- please don't insult us all just because you only ever hear of the dumb ones. Texas is the second biggest state in the country. They do not speak for all of us.

By  Loadtoad  |  4

I like your Dad. This is exactly what I will do when my daughter starts dating.

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  kishorekumar_a  |  10

65 - You don't find the best match for your daughter by scaring away all the potential ones. It only makes your daughter cross with you. And don't try saying that the truly brave will approach her after seeing you. I would not call that brave, but stupid.

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  desoto96  |  9

79 but what if op's boyfriend is a complete douche? Are the fathers actions so "stupid" if that is the case? I can't say I'd be in my boxers but I'll be cleaning my shotgun when a guy comes to pick up my daughter.

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  Quasar55_fml  |  18

Even if the bf is a douche, you just don't showw your guns to send a message ! that's fucking threatening for no reason. You americans are crazy to think it's acceptable

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  desoto96  |  9

128 Hell yea we're crazy! The best kind crazy there is, and we were freed from tyranny because of it! Let us keep our guns , and you can keep your berets. :D

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