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Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55358) - you deserved it (9637)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

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Does she like carrots?
Also, don't forget the ranch!!! xD

#3 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:48pm by spidergirl41

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your penis is orange? JK FYL

#2 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:47pm by Dmaster22

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