Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 3:02am - love - by gallstones (woman) - United States (Georgia)
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lmao.
ew that is disgusting.
#1 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:12am by jillian_xx
god that is just plain nasty. give it back to him tell him.
NASTYY.
#26 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:40am by purple_nugget
no, it isn't disgusting, it's a lie...you don't get to keep things like that, under any circumstances...ever...
FAKE
#37 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:20am by _THE_MASTER_
its not a lie, when my mom had hers removed the doc asked if she wanted to keep them....and he let me hold the jar they were in (I was but a little tyke at that point)
#40 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:26am by jupiters_reject
I also agree that it is not disgusting. Besides, she even says that he was HIGH on painkillers when this happened. How can you blame someone for something they did when they just came out of surgery?
#70 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:12pm by pleasetryagain
#37 you are obviously not medically educated at all. they give you an option
#87 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:57pm by amandapanda1611
@ OP--that's gross. Throw them away. Just curious, why do comments that say "first" get buried if they still have to do with the FML?
#104 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:57pm by DeadMansCrack
I'd throw them at her. Ew. Considering the poor guy was drugged out, its kinda cute on his part.
#106 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:01pm by dolphingirl
Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.
#5 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:14am by FreedomFirst
omg this is sooooo gross. i would slap your bf if i were you. ew ew ew
#11 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:17am by xxxsportygurlxxx
Well, if you make a necklace out of 'em, you'll always have some spare parts just in case you need them. :D
you might want to get a couple livers, kidneys, and hearts, too. :3
#12 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:17am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
Why would you slap him? It's probably the best he could do in the hospital, and really it's not the worst gift ever. Not a problem even.
Whoa, that's sick.
Who the hell would wanna do that?! Damn, and who thinks to make a necklace out of gallstones..
damn, I would expect that from ur bf seeing that he is groggy from the mess but his mom...she disturbs me, I couldn't imagine how disgusted u were!
#15 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:23am by TriNiBaByDoLL
Oh calm down. He was on drugs and I wouldn't be surprised if the mom was joking. This is hardly a Fuck My Life.
Agreed, the guy was coming out of surgery! Whenever I have surgery I get surly and flip everyone off haha, at least the boyfriend tried to do a sweet gesture. And Im sure the mom was joking. OP should quit whining, yeah it was her birthday but her boyfriend was having surgery...the last thing on her mind should be presents.
If you don't think this is an FML then there's something wrong with your brain. People like the idiot who posted #18 need to shut the fuck up.
He was still high.... Of course you are going to expect some random shit from him. Although, his mother seems to have lost her marbles.
#21 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:33am by 666HailSatan666
Oh well, just tell everyone you got "stoned" for your birthday instead.
...thanks folks, I'm here all night.
well at least you followed it with the thanks folks comment to sort of justify the awful joke
#80 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:45pm by fyourlife33
That's weird I didn't think they would let you keep them, they usually send those things to pathology. Oh well haha it's the thought that counts. You will always have a piece of him with you ;)
Aww...I think that's funny and sort of sweet. I'm sure his mom was joking, anyway. My mom said the same thing when I had a kidney stone.
#28 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:44am by zombie_burrito
I agree with this, especially if it's a part of someone you love! :-D But then I don't gross out easily
#47 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:58am by regalarius
hey, gallstone necklaces are in fashion now..i've seen them at hollister!
#34 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:13am by shewasalmost18
The mom was definatly joking, this isnt an FML. They really need to get a button for that!
#35 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:17am by live_4_life
This is so remarkably stupid that I refuse to believe it to be true.
#41 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:35am by foolishwolf
without fail, i always read the gross fmls while i'm eating.
#44 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:47am by mangotreats
aww, come on, he was under morphine!! And he remembered your birthday and I'm sure he'll get you something nice when he's umm, okay again!
#50 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:02pm by LollyPop1
your bf had surgery atleast he remembered your birthday, let that be enough, he's just gone through something major, he's on morphine because without it he would be in pain,
so atleast he remembered, if you are upset over the fact that he gave you his gallstones while he's all drugged up probably unaware of what the hell he's doing then your not being very nice, so what if you didt get a gift from him, or a card, maybe he will when he's less drugged up and more awake.
be thankful he remembered
#51 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:05pm by XanimalloverX
Omg 51st!!! I really don't see the big deal in this FML tbh.
#52 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:05pm by Alexgoesfml
tried to be funny with the 51st comment im guessing? however you weren't even right you're #52, you are a dumbass
#81 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:47pm by fyourlife33
Um, morphine doesn't get you "stoned" in the sense of the word that you guys are using. It just gives you euphoria and makes you feel good and tingly all over. Maybe a little out of it, but certainly not loopy. Your boyfriend is just weird.
#53 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:06pm by wienerwagon
Um... different people react to it differently. I personally just get sick when I'm on morphine and throw up on my youth pastor. My brother, however, gets loopy, and clips balloons to his hair and threatens to kick my mother in the teeth.
Just because it doesn't make you 'stoned' doesn't mean it can't do that to other people. A lot of alcoholics like it too because they feel intoxicated on it.
#57 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:29pm by caticaticati
Well, no, actually. That's not true at all. Your brother might have been experiencing some sort of placebo effect due to the stigma behind morphine, but morphine doesn't make people go crazy.
According to Erowid, the side effects of morphine use are "intense euphoria and a general state of well-being and relaxation." This is why people abuse it. Nausea is an unfortunate side effect that a lot of people face as well, hence your experience.
As for the alcoholic comment, it's a well-known fact that opiates (such as morphine) increase the effects of alcohol when used in combination. They also do produce a variety of pleasant effects (as mentioned above) but these don't result in the kind of behavior that you're talking about.
#109 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:23pm by wienerwagon
after surgery when i was on morphine my friends came to visit me and as soon as they arrived after hellos. i fell asleep and 10 mins later (i was on a 10 min drip) i woke up and had a whole new conversation cause i couldn't remember they had been there already. it depends on how much morphone ur on cause yea it can make u go crazy cause i kept asking my parents to close the vents cause bugs were getting in. and felt like i was on a magic carpet . drugs have different effects on ppl .
#113 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:00am by Ashleerose
He should have already gotten a present for you in advance. FYL.
#54 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:07pm by dramakat11
And bring it to the hospital with him when he was getting surgery? How do you know the real gift he got her [if he did get her one] isn't at his place? Sorry, but when I'm about to go into surgery, I'm not going to think of other people and what I need to bring for them even if it is their birthday. I'm going to think about myself and my health.
#116 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:08pm by sickinlove13
While you were at the hospital did you have your sense of humor removed?? Because that is funny!
#58 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:40pm by Hellsno
what the hell is your problem, are you just stupid or perhaps from place where people aren't affected by morphine moreover I'm sure you're people lack a sense of humor as you certainly can't tell when people are joking, so why don't you stop whining and the rest of us will sleep better without your shrill voice
#64 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:47pm by abyssion1337
What the fuck kind of present is that? You should shove those gallstones down that bitch ass mom's throat!
#66 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:54pm by YoungTechnique
I don't see what the big deal is. if the OP doesn't want a necklace made out of them, they always make good snacks, just add a little salt and they're just like hard-boiled eggs!
#67 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:59pm by deathbunny256
wow, your life is so awful. you should just end it now.
#69 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:02pm by AshleyRose784
so how is this a fml? your bitching because your boyfriend who had to go through surgery gave you a birthday present? stop being a stuck up bitch and be more supportive of him
#71 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:23pm by Nightfallz
Hm...maybe you'll be carrying a part of him around with you now. Literally. So show him how much you care :)
At least he remembered your birthday. Mine probably would've just told me to go away if he was that heavily drugged.
#73 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:29pm by censorshipoff
YDI because it's a good thing and every woman deserves some beautiful gallstones
#74 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:35pm by ilikequarters
I think what happened was that he was just high and couldn't help it.. Second his mother was probably just being funny. " you should make a necklace! Haha!!" trying to lighten the mood. Also, ydi!! You sound like a selfish bitch who didn't care about the surgery, just your b-day!!!
This person is lying, you are not allowed to keep your gall stones...they are considered biohazards and her you can't have gall stones "removed", they remove the gall bladder itself. F your life
#82 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:54pm by truesis
Really? FYL? This is hilarious, and would make a pretty funny story for later. Shut up. This is no FML.
#84 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:21pm by cbelle
Today is my birthday too and I didn't get any gallstones. I'm jealous! Seriously, you might excuse your boyfriend for being "under the influence". But mama is psycho. Don't marry him until she dies!
well, it's an excentric kind of gift... but you should keep it somewhere... hidden from sight, of course lol
#94 - On 07/09/2009 at 5:08pm by fenrisulfr
So after surgery and being messed up on pain killers he still had the forethought to try and be nice to you on your b-day? And now you are complaining about it to the internet? Your a selfish bitch
I don't see what the big problem is. They're just stones from another persons body.
#98 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:57pm by Shyman4ever
well at least you know you have a part of him that no other girl will ever have
#100 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:04pm by Out4aTwist
LOL to #97......i have done this before but in a different way....i bought my sister an xbox game (one that i really liked) which i knew she would never use or play..i now play it all the time......slack ay??? but she laughed at it because she knows what im like...just like this girl would of laughed because she knows what her bofriend is like....
Dude your boyfriend had SURGERY, give him a break for not getting you a present. You should get HIM a get well present. And think of the gallstone thing as a funny story to tell people.
#102 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:13pm by weirdgirl_sf
It maybe a nice gesture from a guy under sedation but it would be really be a fml to marry the guy and have the freaky mother in law.
#105 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:00pm by GatorBites
ah who the eff cares. He just got out of surgery and the important thing is that he's fine. You should just smile, give him a big hug/kiss and stash it away somewhere if you can't stand the sight of it.
That's discusting!..and really freaky for ur mom to say that..no offence!..eww!
#112 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:24pm by missbubbly101
haha you should totally slip those stones into his next dinner of peas and carrots. then he'd have to get surgery all over again. j/k
Your such a bitch. He just went through surgery yet still remembered your birthday.. more importantly he put you in front of himself. Grow the fuck up.
#118 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:40pm by Starsmydog
F you life? really? this guy was still loopy from the morphine. u even admitted that. so y do u take offense to this action? his mom was joking obviously. Grow up and be glad that even when your bf is high on morphine he still thinks of you over himself!
i hav had my gal bladder out cuz i had gal stones (even tho im 13) and dude they put u on so much pain medicine he prob didnt kno what he was doin' be happy hes outa pain now
#121 - On 08/02/2009 at 12:28am by xxKatieegurlxx
lol.
datz kewt.
at least he remembered.
i mean...the dude was medicated and he still tried to make you happy.
#122 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:23pm by americanTeen
