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Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42691) - you deserved it (2517)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:02am - love - by gallstones (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

#5 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:14am by FreedomFirst

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Oh calm down. He was on drugs and I wouldn't be surprised if the mom was joking. This is hardly a Fuck My Life.

#18 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:31am by Eresbel

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