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Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40506) - you deserved it (2285)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:02am - love - by gallstones (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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