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At least her mom didn't throw the chemistry assignment papers OP had spent 6 months on like all the other FML moms. . . js.

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I actually don't think this is that bad. Obviously her mom didn't freak out. And, hey, now she doesn't have to hide it! Not to say it isn't painfully embarrassing, but what's done is done.

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Moving out any time soon? Six week vacation...you must be a grown up by now if you can afford that. Time to cut the cord.

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Not all necessarily. The hitachi magic wand is known as the cadillac of vibrators, and it has to be plugged in. :P

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Russian culture is such that it is not unusual for children to live with parents into their twenties. This isn't America, where people are for some inexplicable reason expected to throw their children out as soon as they reach legal age.

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Yeah I should totally dump my boyfriend just because the distance means I can't have sex with him regularly. Whatever, dumbass.

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Absolutly agree, there are plenty of countries where it's totally normal to go on living with its parents long after 18. For me it's normal that around 20yo kids want to get some independance but to think that they 'have' to move out is a bit strange... My family is more about helping and suporting eachother wich for us includes leaving with parents until you have enouth means to live well on your own. But it goes both way and and we are not considered as bothers. In some other culture you just

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The reason kids in America are thrown out of their parents houses as soon as they reach legal age is because kids in America are rude little fucks and parents don't want to deal with the disrespect that their kids give them anymore then they have too. And from what I've gathered in my time as a teen reaching the legal age teens are tired of parents rules and want to live life their way.

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#170. Just because shows like Jersey Shore and Toddlers and Tiaras and other general crap show American children/young adults being spoiled little ass wipes doesn't mean we all are. Not everyone grew up with thousands of dollars to waste on their children so they would win some stupid pageant. Stop being a stereotypical jerk please. Sincerely, The Good Americans

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She didn't tuck it in, her mom did. If you read the FML properly instead of rushing to the comments, you would see that she said she left it under her bed before leaving.

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Well in that case, maybe you should've worded it properly. Saying "to tuck in your vibrator" is different from saying "for your mom to tuck in your vibrator". The former implied possession, (the vibrator was OP's, as you know) and the latter did otherwise. Do I need to continue, or do you get it?

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Ooh, getting touchy are we? I will admit I am mildly bored, it being a rainy Saturday morning and such. But that has nothing to do with me correcting. I merely suggested that you use better wording. I apolooze for coming off as rude originally, but my self esteem is fine, thanks.

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30, 8 said "...to tuck in a vibrator," not "...to tuck in YOUR vibrator." So no, it isn't possessive, you're just an asshole.

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Well the point is proven because 'you' can't be the OP, because like you understood, she didn't tuck it in. What I wrote also states 'a' vibrator, again not specific. If I would have wrote 'your' vibrator then it would be a possessive of the OP. So 'you' is anyone. Anyone that tucks in 'a' vibrator. Anyone that tucks in a vibrator is codependent and lonely in my opinion. So do you (yes, YOU) get it?

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46, yes we do, and I have many of my own. For the most part, I just wanted you to see what 8 was trying to say.

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Instead of saying "you must", the proper grammar is "one must". This makes this comment much more understandable, and therefore the pointless argument even more pointless.

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Listen, # 8 is right. Just because you didn't get it doesn't mean you have the right to give him an English lesson.

you shoulda locked your door and not left your room a mess. and you dont know her parents could have paid for her trip.

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There are locks that lock both sides (knob on inside, key on outside), but they are pricy. I had one on my room til I could get away from an abusive, alcoholic parent.

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