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Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said hey beautiful so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on friday night. I smiled and said "yes why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43351) - you deserved it (10255)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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