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Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42221) - you deserved it (7716)

On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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