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Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only"

Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

#4 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:37am by LuckyCharms

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he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

#5 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:38am by lo_k

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