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Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I had never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. I commented without thinking, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7526) - you deserved it (44512)

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....look at my user name.

Die in a fire, you bitch.

#7 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:43am by trailerboy531

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If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch....
Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:38am by allmidnighteyes

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