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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72314) - you deserved it (4898)

On 03/11/2009 at 4:46pm - love - by cdick (man) - United States (Virginia)

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i would've taken back the presents while she was sleeping..

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:22pm by ayumi

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Imagine if the genders were reversed here? I mean, people are pissed now, but there'd be an epic thousand-comment ****storm going on in here if a guy was the culprit in this FML.

#17 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:52pm by Bubs

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