Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmothers items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML

by Joey / 06/04/2016 at 2:52pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Love

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  • I'm imagining you knowing on site that she wasn't a virgin, with magical aura-seeing eyes the minute she walked out the door.

    Pointing, in a booming voice: "YOU are no longer a virgin! I SEE ALL!!!"

    #6 - On 06/05/2016 at 10:48am by cacheson

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  • That's a hell of a magic trick.

    #1 - On 06/05/2016 at 10:41am by syki

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