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That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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yeah, if you aren't going down on her or don't know what you're doing there, that's the problem and I don't blame her. You gots to eat the pussy man, all types of flavors

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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yeah boney is a turn off (yes I am bi but I've been with the boytoy for almost 5 years now), and an hj is manual stimulation lol

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hahaha sorry Cinn I meant to comment on my own post. Forgive me? I must have been falling asleep (it's 432am here) and pressed the wrong button

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Of course. But like I mentioned (well, implied), there is a comment bug. Next time just blame that. :)

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and all women function the same way, right? my mate can get me off with just her voice, as I'm an audiophile. however, it takes a good half hour, if not longer, to reach climax through physical stimulation. it's just the way I am.

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I think OP should grab an 18" double ended dildo, stick it in both holes. and use it on her until she can't

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You know what? He's actually not p-whipped he just honestly loves me that much that he'll do anything for me, I mean I'm fine with just one but he's not... so it's good... You gotta realize that just because a Man loves pleasing his woman doesn't mean he's p-whipped.

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Yo bano! lol I somewhat agree aside from the fact that it would hurt like a moooooother! ouch! it's gonna be sticking out her stomach and back! bahahaha

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I think OP should grab an 18" double ended dildo, stick it in both holes and use it on her until she can't walk. She won't complain again. Sorry send button is next to cancel on my phone.

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We don't know the OP hasn't put effort in before and just failed, not all girls get off in the same way with the same amount of stimulation and so on and so forth, so he could be doing stuff she likes, but it's never enough. It could also be that she's faked a few too many times. We don't have enough information to say that it's ENTIRELY the OP's fault. (Mostly aimed at Forestqueenie)

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I didn't say it was completely his fault, like I previously mentioned she could have something that stops her from having an orgasm... I was just saying her should probably respond to her more... and on a side note I honestly hope the OP doesn't use pornos as a reference!

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Depends on what she is used to, if she can take a lot of it then she needs to stop having sex with horses.

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hahaha Bano you're the best! And size doesn't matter if you can't use it, am I right ladies? all you need is a solid 5 inches to hit the g and you are gooood!

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Some girls won't settle for average though. 8" at least preferably for most. They can complain about small but don't complain when one rips her in two.

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Fair enough, Forestqueenie, I obviously read it as if you'd decided it definately was all the OPs fault. My bad. :) But like Givemechange said lower down (and you implied/said) it would seem like the OP might care more about his keys and not the fact that his gf has essentially said 'we're having sex until it's done right'. But then again, he might be viewing it as an FML because he never knew she wasn't getting off...

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dude even if a girl got 4" in her and some hj action I bet they wouldn't complain! Some chicks are toooooooo damn picky! So screw them... actually don't, they don't deserve it!

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Yeah Cinn, I'm not a complete bitch and say that the OP isn't trying I'm just saying maybe both parties are at fault here... they should just lay the cards out and deal with it like the adults I hope they are.

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I'm no picky guy, a girls boobs can be huge or small. Her ass can be huge or small. Doesn't matter as long as she has a good personality.

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Mr. Bano you are too sick with it I love you! hahaha what about weight? lol I'm just curious cause you didn't mention it... ah who cares as long as you're getting some eh?

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I don't mind a big girl. I prefer curvy sometimes. But not too skinny, don't really like it if I can see her ribs.

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shoot did my reply not go through? I don't like boney-ness just a personal preference... nothing against skinny people and an HJ is manual stimulation :] simple enough, yes?

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Fair enough, can't hold that against you. Honesty tends to be the best policy. I like honesty. :)

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Goodnight Bano and Cinn, great chat yeah? sending some SoCal love! xoxox p.s. I like honesty too, which is why I don't like to lie.

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I'm just saying medically 4" is enough to fill. after 4" the female will actually stretch up to 8" for the man to fit. the average man I about 5"-6".

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i only slept with one girl the first night we went 3 times. i got her off at least 15 times. its not a lack of experiance. its prolly a size thing >.<.

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