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By  Jandude  |  18

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  xcalabrese3x  |  18

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  TobyFunke  |  34

yeah, if you aren't going down on her or don't know what you're doing there, that's the problem and I don't blame her. You gots to eat the pussy man, all types of flavors

By  forestqueenie  |  12

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  Grimmerie  |  12

and all women function the same way, right? my mate can get me off with just her voice, as I'm an audiophile. however, it takes a good half hour, if not longer, to reach climax through physical stimulation. it's just the way I am.

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  Bano360  |  12

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  forestqueenie  |  12

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  forestqueenie  |  12

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  forestqueenie  |  12

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  forestqueenie  |  12

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  forestqueenie  |  12

You know what? He's actually not p-whipped he just honestly loves me that much that he'll do anything for me, I mean I'm fine with just one but he's not... so it's good... You gotta realize that just because a Man loves pleasing his woman doesn't mean he's p-whipped.

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  Bano360  |  12

I think OP should grab an 18" double ended dildo, stick it in both holes and use it on her until she can't walk. She won't complain again. Sorry send button is next to cancel on my phone.

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  Cinn_fml  |  12

We don't know the OP hasn't put effort in before and just failed, not all girls get off in the same way with the same amount of stimulation and so on and so forth, so he could be doing stuff she likes, but it's never enough. It could also be that she's faked a few too many times. We don't have enough information to say that it's ENTIRELY the OP's fault. (Mostly aimed at Forestqueenie)

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  forestqueenie  |  12

I didn't say it was completely his fault, like I previously mentioned she could have something that stops her from having an orgasm... I was just saying her should probably respond to her more... and on a side note I honestly hope the OP doesn't use pornos as a reference!

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  Bano360  |  12

Some girls won't settle for average though. 8" at least preferably for most. They can complain about small but don't complain when one rips her in two.

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  Cinn_fml  |  12

Fair enough, Forestqueenie, I obviously read it as if you'd decided it definately was all the OPs fault. My bad. :) But like Givemechange said lower down (and you implied/said) it would seem like the OP might care more about his keys and not the fact that his gf has essentially said 'we're having sex until it's done right'. But then again, he might be viewing it as an FML because he never knew she wasn't getting off...

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  forestqueenie  |  12

dude even if a girl got 4" in her and some hj action I bet they wouldn't complain! Some chicks are toooooooo damn picky! So screw them... actually don't, they don't deserve it!

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  forestqueenie  |  12

Yeah Cinn, I'm not a complete bitch and say that the OP isn't trying I'm just saying maybe both parties are at fault here... they should just lay the cards out and deal with it like the adults I hope they are.

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  forestqueenie  |  12

Mr. Bano you are too sick with it I love you! hahaha what about weight? lol I'm just curious cause you didn't mention it... ah who cares as long as you're getting some eh?

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  forestqueenie  |  12

shoot did my reply not go through? I don't like boney-ness just a personal preference... nothing against skinny people and an HJ is manual stimulation :] simple enough, yes?

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