Weekend Plans By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 18:30 Nopenopenopenopenope. I agree, your life sucks 251 You deserved it 69 Share Tweet Share
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 200 You deserved it 3 628
Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 408 You deserved it 8 930
Today, I and several housemates have food poisoning. From what? Last night's Subway, which we only got to avoid eating the pork that was possibly bad as none of us wanted to be sick. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 570 You deserved it 269
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 506 You deserved it 48 548
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 550 You deserved it 362
Today, I was in my bed masturbating when I felt something on my chest. I looked down to see a spider running around. I'm super scared of spiders. FML I agree, your life sucks 928 You deserved it 231
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 312 You deserved it 2 774
Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 627 You deserved it 21 936
I have found my spirit animal.
that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!