Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
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Well, you asked for it!
#3 - On 02/10/2015 at 6:38pm by DonkeyTeeth2013
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apply cold water to that burn..
#1 - On 02/10/2015 at 6:36pm by ninjahesten
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