Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML

by superman21 / 09/28/2014 at 6:55pm / Ireland / Love

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  • well if you drink like the Irish you have to face the consequences! sorry op

    #1 - On 09/29/2014 at 12:01am by nchic01

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  • what he really meant was so much for the pussy she promised me tonight Lol

    #4 - On 09/29/2014 at 12:03am by lifein2014

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