By jazzie7719 - 28/09/2014 19:26 - United States - Arlington

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
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umerin 32

I guess an apple a day really does keep the doctor away.

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ElricMustang 23

I'm just surprised she kept an apple in her pocket, expecting to have to throw it at you lol

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umerin 32

I guess an apple a day really does keep the doctor away.

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JH159753 21

#1 you beat me to the punch. Take my like good sir.

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Saikon1357 25

Ya know, if people threw an apple at me everyday. I'd stay the hell away from them, too.

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ExorcistParrot 11

It's very cute that she did this, but I am so sorry for you.

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romeonsingcross 15

Not necessarily, I'm sure that she still got the shot.

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

How does an apple even fit into someone's pocket?? o.O

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tishtashbat 16

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough!

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Rallred32 20

37, how is throwing an apple at someone cute? It's disrespectful, and I don't care if people don't like doctors or shots but treat them with some respect. If that was my kid her buttcheeks would be feeling a wee bit sore right now.

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therealtixe 8

HAHA that's what I'm ******* wondering LOL!!

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drbakhonlock 18

Damn I was too late to make that comment. Lmao

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jazzybelle98 4

I like the way she was thinking...throw an apple to keep the doctor away

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sayyestothedress 24

#24 I was thinking the same thing, but you beat me to it!

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ElricMustang 23

I'm just surprised she kept an apple in her pocket, expecting to have to throw it at you lol

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HackNSlashHD 10

That or she knew to keep it handy knowing she was going to the doctor soon

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inode 4

should have caught the apple and taken a bite out of it.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

"And gere the director said let's make her eat an apple in this scene. It'll make her look even more like an asshole!" God I need to stop watching cinemasins!

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Rallred32 20

You know what they always say... Violence is a question and the answer is always yes.

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Klima_fml 29

Sorry OP, could've been scared of needles :)

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sexy28 4

how did she fit an apple in her pocket. ?

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alanharvey15 13

well then thank god I am not an emt if they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away

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AcieMcG 21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Moochi456 20

Throwing an apple is better than kicking, screaming, punching and biting. All of which I did when I was younger.

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Knightchaser27 25

Not if she has good aim

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